work=drinking?

**Xno Kappa** · 2010-02-23 20:05

SO I gotta go to work tomorrow. Shit sucks cuz i'm drinking ridiculously at the moment. Name top 3 ways to sober up in 4 hours??

**Ryko** · 2010-02-23 20:06

By shutting the fuck up and not posting here.

**Tajin** · 2010-02-23 20:14

If your work may involve drinking why do you want to sober up?

**zoobernut** · 2010-02-23 20:15

Step 1: Stop drinking.

**quannum** · 2010-02-23 20:19

french fries

**quannum** · 2010-02-23 20:20

a milkshake w/ bluberries, banana and a tablespoon of honey, when you start to crash

**zoobernut** · 2010-02-23 20:32

A swift kick to the nuts.

**Absolutely Virtue** · 2010-02-23 20:44

switch to whiskey

**Mertron** · 2010-02-23 21:04

shower

**Mertron** · 2010-02-23 21:04

go slam your car into a telephone pole, work problem solved

**Kaludneisucks** · 2010-02-23 22:19

Crystal Meth+ Booze = instant non-drunk.

**Kaludneisucks** · 2010-02-23 22:19

by the by, if you were a bartender you wouldnt need to sober up.

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