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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    ectoplasm?
    No, but that would be awesome. If a guy said he could fire ectoplasm out of there, I'd probably be all over that shit.

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    My Dorito-Wyvern and I were wondering if there is any room for a party dragoon.
    Ive got kool-aid and whiskey!

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    Maybe you will get an xbox achievement or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tajin View Post
    I'd feel like a pathetic loser if I had someone else be it girl, boy, alien, etc help me pee.
    you should feel like a loser anyways

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    I don't wanna risk touching my own pee even, why would I want to take even the smallest chance that someone else's would get on me?
    how small are the dicks you're holding? Think you have a higher chance of getting pee on you through wiping yourself than from holding a hose.


    BTW, the guy I'm talking to has had three different girls do it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    how small are the dicks you're holding? Think you have a higher chance of getting pee on you through wiping yourself than from holding a hose.
    Well I'm thinking in terms of aiming, if it's as hard as guys seem to say it is, then it could get on my leg or something. I don't want to be peed on at all.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    Well I'm thinking in terms of aiming, if it's as hard as guys seem to say it is, then it could get on my leg or something. I don't want to be peed on at all.
    You now must do it to train in aiming things away from you. D:

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    Just in case I ever grow a dick? O.o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    Well I'm thinking in terms of aiming, if it's as hard as guys seem to say it is, then it could get on my leg or something. I don't want to be peed on at all.
    its not THAT hard, just dont put your finger over the nozzle like its some sort of fucking pissing water hose

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    our aim is fine

    we miss because its funny

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    Which I'm totally not planning on ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    our aim is fine

    we miss because its funny
    At least most guys realize they're doing it and admit to it, women who don't sit to pee and piss absolutely everywhere fucking piss me off.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    its not THAT hard, just dont put your finger over the nozzle like its some sort of fucking pissing water hose
    I'll keep this in mind when I try it.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    I guess the story being is he had it happen once on a dare (with his friend's sister no less), and she freaked out so much he convinced two other girls later on to do it cause it's funny.

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    ill make a demonstration video of me peeing sometime for you all to watch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    our aim is fine

    we miss because its funny
    Word.

    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    you should feel like a loser anyways
    Hence pathetic loser; nigga u dum

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    Been wanting to say 'nigga u dum' all day.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    that would ruin the "freaking the girl out" colenzo. You need to make a chick hold it THEN record her reaction.

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    I probably fucked it up anyway.

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    Like "accidentally" as in, get a girl to hold it like she's gonna give you a HJ then pee instead of getting hard or something?

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    That would provoke a reaction.

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