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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    There is only one acceptable fluid that should come from a dick when I'm touching it.
    What about pre?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    that would ruin the "freaking the girl out" colenzo. You need to make a chick hold it THEN record her reaction.
    I'm sure if I posted a video of me pissing and then gave a commentary of me pissing somebody woul have some sort of reaction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mootsfox View Post
    What about pre?
    Still counts as cum, as it's leading up to it. Let's not make this more complicated than it is.

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    I'm like P-Diddy with that shit, the same Vietnamese woman I get breast milk from holds my dick while I pee. It's the only way to fly afaik

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    Still counts as cum, as it's leading up to it. Let's not make this more complicated than it is.
    its not leading up to it all the time...

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    But if I'm touching it, then it is. I'm not generally going down there with no intention to fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    Like "accidentally" as in, get a girl to hold it like she's gonna give you a HJ then pee instead of getting hard or something?
    if i tricked a girl into holding my dick while i pee, i would find it hard to not start laughing and rock back and forth while she did it, and see where it goes

    if she freaks out, odds are shes getting urinated on, she may as well accept her fate

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    And that's how we got on the topic anyway, saying "when I'm touching it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    And that's how we got on the topic anyway, saying "when I'm touching it."
    so would you hold my pee pee while I jizz?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    so would you hold my pee pee while I jizz?
    I'd need pics of it first, to assess etc.

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    I've conned a few girls into holding my dick while I peed, usually at my fraternity parties while I was extremely drunk. Things can seriously only get better if she's willing to aim for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    I'd need pics of it first, to assess etc.
    That's not an invitation to send me pics though. So the answer is "probably not."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    I'd need pics of it first, to assess etc.
    fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    I'd need pics of it first, to assess etc.
    should be in the dick thread

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    I'll check it out tomorrow at work. Get to see some dick, make a snap judgment, and get fired all in one day. YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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    Yes, multiple times lol. Shit feel surprisingly good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    I'd need pics of it first, to assess etc.

    I deliver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    I've conned a few girls into holding my dick while I peed, usually at my fraternity parties while I was extremely drunk. Things can seriously only get better if she's willing to aim for you.
    Or if you can get her to shake it off for you

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    Neva skurred etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Neva skurred etc.
    me neither brah. stand and deliver present the present

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