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  1. 2010-02-23 22:18 #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    I'll check it out tomorrow at work. Get to see some dick, make a snap judgment, and get fired all in one day. YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH
    Sounds like someone...
    was getting...
    ...cocky.
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
    http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/3...0924154814.jpg
  2. 2010-02-23 22:23 #62
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    I've never held a guy's while he was peeing, but I've been curious about it actually. Mostly because I wonder how the hell I can pee standing up and not get any on the toilet, but guys have a penis and pee all over the place, and that shit ain't funny lol.
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    trying this
  4. 2010-02-23 22:27 #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    I've never held a guy's while he was peeing, but I've been curious about it actually. Mostly because I wonder how the hell I can pee standing up and not get any on the toilet, but guys have a penis and pee all over the place, and that shit ain't funny lol.
    its pretty fun to have the power to piss on pretty much anything in sight
  5. 2010-02-23 22:30 #65
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    its because manly men do the superman
    http://clampettstudio.com/images/arc...-M_Waldman.jpg
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    I don't get it though, it must be a guy thing about marking your territory or something, because I don't see how peeing on random shit is fun.

    Peeing on people is another story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    its because manly men do the superman
    http://clampettstudio.com/images/arc...-M_Waldman.jpg
    I'm told guys do this so they don't have to wash their hands after they pee.

    T/F ?
  8. 2010-02-23 22:33 #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    I don't get it though, it must be a guy thing about marking your territory or something, because I don't see how peeing on random shit is fun.

    Peeing on people is another story.
    You will never ever know the joys of walking into a bathroom stall and doing a 360 while pissing and then leaving.
  9. 2010-02-23 22:34 #69
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    I have.

    We don't talk about that night.
  10. 2010-02-23 22:37 #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akanei View Post
    I have.

    We don't talk about that night.
    you have stared into the abyss
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    the sprinkler is another fun variant, works best with a trough style urinal.
    Stand pointing one way, piss, rotate slowly to the other direction going tss tss tss like a sprinkler. At the apex of the turn, stop and quickly revert to the star. repeat
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    the sprinkler is another fun variant, works best with a trough style urinal.
    Stand pointing one way, piss, rotate slowly to the other direction going tss tss tss like a sprinkler. At the apex of the turn, stop and quickly revert to the star. repeat
    amateur shit
  13. 2010-02-23 22:49 #73
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    Ya well...I can pee straight down and....straight down...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Ya well...I can pee straight down and....straight down...
    I can teach you how to arch it, if you want baby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    amateur shit
    doesn't make it less fun.
    ever made an aqueduct out of hot wheels tracks? thats fun too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    doesn't make it less fun.
    ever made an aqueduct out of hot wheels tracks? thats fun too
    ok thats just fucking awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    I can teach you how to arch it, if you want baby.
    fuck ya
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    doesn't make it less fun.
    ever made an aqueduct out of hot wheels tracks? thats fun too
    that sounds full of win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    fuck ya
    lift up on your vag and spread, safety not guaranteed, must bring your own towels
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    also, less slapping our dicks on the table, more slapping our dicks in a chick's hand and then peeing.
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