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  1. 2010-02-23 22:55 #81
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    they had like 50 feet of it at a thrift store for like a dollar, so we did all manner of crazy shenanigannery with it
  2. 2010-02-23 22:56 #82
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    I wanna put a funnel in your butt and pee in it.
  3. 2010-02-23 22:57 #83
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    I'm hoping that was at ksandra
  4. 2010-02-23 22:58 #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    I'm hoping that was at ksandra
    it wasn't
  5. 2010-02-23 22:59 #85
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    fuck ya
    I can teach you how to put your back to the wall and get it right the potty from across the room.
  6. 2010-02-23 22:59 #86
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    I can teach you how to put your back to the wall and get it right the potty from across the room.
    SB just beat all y'all
  7. 2010-02-23 23:00 #87
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    I'm hoping that was at ksandra
    its open to interpretation
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    I can teach you how to put your back to the wall and get it right the potty from across the room.
    does it involve a lot of rubbing?
  9. 2010-02-23 23:01 #89
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    SB just beat all y'all
    hot wheels aqueduct was from another room around a corner
  10. 2010-02-23 23:02 #90
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    does it involve a lot of rubbing?
    Just gotta hold it the right way. You're going to wash your hands after you pee anyway, so it's all good.
  11. 2010-02-23 23:02 #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    hot wheels aqueduct was from another room around a corner
    BUT SHE IS A WOMAN THAT CAN PEE ACROSS THE BATHROOM
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    I'm told guys do this so they don't have to wash their hands after they pee.

    T/F ?
    T, and this pisses my wife off. I'm the king of the Superman and flushing with my foot. My hands have touched nothing dirty, ergo I don't need to wash them.
  13. 2010-02-23 23:03 #93
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    the hotwheels thing is awesome too though
  14. 2010-02-23 23:03 #94
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    women projectile pissing is more common than people think
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    Just gotta hold it the right way. You're going to wash your hands after you pee anyway, so it's all good.
    well im disappointed then
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    like a whole fetish for it
  17. 2010-02-23 23:05 #97
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    like a whole fetish for it
    totally
  18. 2010-02-23 23:08 #98
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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolutely Virtue View Post
    T, and this pisses my wife off. I'm the king of the Superman and flushing with my foot. My hands have touched nothing dirty, ergo I don't need to wash them.
    It would probably piss me off to and would end up with me sitting on the edge of the tub while I watched you pee to make sure you didn't touch anything dirty and I would concede defeat It would be one of those rare "man victories"
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    Calling your penis dirty its fucking disgusting and you should be shot.
  20. 2010-02-23 23:09 #100
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    well im disappointed then
    squirting is hot, squirting like a firehose is not, sorry dear.
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