
Originally Posted by
Antithesis
One night, when all the developers ran out of ideas for content for the next update, they sought for the advice of the Update Man. Update Man lives in a dimly lit room somewhere in the vicinity of Square Enix's office. The development team entered the room and spook to Update Man: "Update Man, we need your help! We have no idea what to do for this update and we want to give the players something that might please them!" Without missing a beat, Update Man responded: "Do not fear my children, as I can read into the future! I knew of your troubles and have created the perfect system for your new update!"
The development team looked at Update Man with awe as he continued to speak. "We shall introduce a new system that will allow players to farm for special pop items that, when taken to the correct spawn point, will allow them to summon a special Notorious Monster! When spawned, only their party will be able to fight it. The monsters will drop valuable treasure and more items to spawn even tougher monsters! This will eliminate that terrible "randomness" feel of certain fights and will give players control of when they want to do events rather than be dictated by a random in-game clock." The development team cried "But Update Man! We can't simply give them exactly what they want!"
Update Man smiled with a grin and hastily responded "Alas! You underestimate my plan! We will not make these pop items simple to obtain! No, we shall force them to gather points for the pop items... By using the under-used Pankration event! They will go out of their way, search for monsters by dawn and by dusk, usually terrible awful monsters that no one in there right mind would farm in the first place. To make it even better, they must reduce the monster's HP to the lowest amount to get the most points for the pictures while holding the monster as it continues to attack them! Imagine doing that to a Soulflayer! Ho-ho-ho!" Update Man continued "The fun does not end there, no; once the player gathers the absurd amount of points necessary for the pop item, they will go fight the monster they desire. Sure, these monsters will drop treasure, but most, if not all the items will be trash, easily replaced by anything else introduced in previous updates. To make it better, they will be non-sellable items!"
Update Man continued to lecture the development team: "As the player continues to defeat more useless Notorious Monsters that drop nothing of real value, they must continue to farm more and more picture points for more pop items! Now, at the end of each of the three roads, there will be a grand Notorious Monster based on the three Aht Urgan Kings! These kings will drop some items of value but hey, lets make the players suffer to get those items by having them have to re-farm and re-fight the same monsters that drop nothing of value again and again until they obtain the three necessary items for spawning the King!" The development team cheered at Update Man's idea but asked one more question before accepting the offer: "We love your idea Update Man but shouldn't the event go out with a bang of some sorts? Something to give the players even more of a challenge!?" Update Man stood up and responded with the utmost glee "But of course! The three Kings that the players will defeat will drop another set of pop items, that don't drop 100% of the time mind you, that, when all used, will spawn a super Notorious Monster on-par with our lovely Absolute Virtue! But lets not stop there! lets give that monster some terrible treasure to drop when defeated! He shall hence forth be known as, Pandemonium Warden." The development team cheered and quickly went back to there stations to begin work on the Zeni Notorious Monster System...