Halp!
Halp!
Rape.
Wait until she's done cleaning, then have her make you food.
Then rape.
Show her your dick, that should get her to leave.
I am better at cooking and cleaning than her, and she has rape fantasies. None of these will work.
Rape fantasies are never quite like the real thing.
Do it.
Become her pimp.
If I keep having sex with her, she will think we are a couple. DO NOT WANT
Posting pictures normally helps
Tell her you have AIDS.
Tell her that if she stays you're going to need to take nudes to post on this internet website.
Either way either you win or we win.
Why the fuck do you want her gone? What the hell is wrong with you. Tell her to stay right there, buying a china town ticket to boston.
Nice, I dont see a problem here son.
she probably wont leave b/c you haven't paid her for her services yet
She is nuts, that is the problem, plus squirts, too much of a mess to clean up.
magus is gay. less posting, more poking of the cooter
Ryko is on the way just hold the fort.