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  1. #1
    Relic Horn
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    Carbuncle

    Help, girl in my house and she won't leave

    Halp!

  2. #2
    Banned.

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    Patricia Lanvaldear
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    Sargatanas

    Rape.

  3. #3
    Banned.

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    Wait until she's done cleaning, then have her make you food.

    Then rape.

  4. #4
    Cerberus
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    Siren
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    Hydraxis

    Show her your dick, that should get her to leave.

  5. #5
    Relic Horn
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    Carbuncle

    I am better at cooking and cleaning than her, and she has rape fantasies. None of these will work.

  6. #6
    Banned.

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    Patricia Lanvaldear
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    Sargatanas

    Rape fantasies are never quite like the real thing.
    Do it.

  7. #7
    Banned.

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    Become her pimp.

  8. #8
    Relic Horn
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    Carbuncle

    If I keep having sex with her, she will think we are a couple. DO NOT WANT

  9. #9
    If I screw up again Im gone forever.
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    Bismarck

    Posting pictures normally helps

  10. #10
    Resident furfag
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    Tell her you have AIDS.

  11. #11
    Relic Horn
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    Carbuncle

  12. #12
    Banned.

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    Patricia Lanvaldear
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    Tell her that if she stays you're going to need to take nudes to post on this internet website.
    Either way either you win or we win.

  13. #13
    23 years old
    Rating: total douchebag

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    Why the fuck do you want her gone? What the hell is wrong with you. Tell her to stay right there, buying a china town ticket to boston.

  14. #14
    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Nice, I dont see a problem here son.

  15. #15
    Tyven's Xbax Fren
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    Korgath

    she probably wont leave b/c you haven't paid her for her services yet

  16. #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Nice, I dont see a problem here son.
    I do, he is posting instead of acting.

  17. #17
    i'm awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heian View Post
    Befriend her and hit the one of the right, damn.

  18. #18
    Relic Horn
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    Carbuncle

    She is nuts, that is the problem, plus squirts, too much of a mess to clean up.

  19. #19
    Black Guy from Predator.
    Uppity Negro
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    The Immortal Bill Duke

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    magus is gay. less posting, more poking of the cooter

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    Ryko is on the way just hold the fort.

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