Help, girl in my house and she won't leave

[Snprphnx]

dude, dont stress so much. if she wont gtfo, do one of the following.

1. Start bringing home other chicks from the club and fuck them on the couch, kitchen counter, everywhere. she will either get pissed an leave, or want to join in, so its a short term win-win for you either way, with a possibility of a long term solution if she gets pissed and leaves. just make sure it is different girls, dont want the jump off to think she is the last girls long term replacement.

2. give her a signed and documented 30 days notice to vacate. after that, call the damn cops cuz she is trespassing.

3. pay for her to have a full day at the spa, and move out yourself, and break your lease. costs lots of $$$, but problem will be solved

[Heian]

dude, dont stress so much. if she wont gtfo, do one of the following.

1. Start bringing home other chicks from the club and fuck them on the couch, kitchen counter, everywhere. she will either get pissed an leave, or want to join in, so its a short term win-win for you either way, with a possibility of a long term solution if she gets pissed and leaves. just make sure it is different girls, dont want the jump off to think she is the last girls long term replacement.

2. give her a signed and documented 30 days notice to vacate. after that, call the damn cops cuz she is trespassing.

3. pay for her to have a full day at the spa, and move out yourself, and break your lease. costs lots of $$$, but problem will be solved

Oh it's not like that, just a girl I have been banging on and off and she stayed over last night. It's just fucking aggravating I like my space and privacy.

[Arvin]

hlep

[Colenzo]

Oh it's not like that, just a girl I have been banging on and off and she stayed over last night. It's just fucking aggravating I like my space and privacy.

tell her that?

[Akanei]

Wow.

[Colenzo]

yeah... you should consider telling her that you need your space or this isnt going to work (obviously you dont want anything with her) so get her to leave and yeah dont call her for a while

[Akanei]

Honestly, just call him gay and be done with it.

Heian, I'm amazed this is even a problem.

[Mertron]

start leaving cp/beastiality pics all over the house

[Charismatic]

...and then send them to me.

[Mertron]

good thing domon isnt in your house and wont leave

[Heian]

I am just trying to provide /bg/ some amusement, don't worry I know how to handle these things, just curious what you guys would do.

I do like the bestiality idea though.

[Heian]

good thing domon isnt in your house and wont leave

Now that would be a nice problem to have.

[Zalius]

only had this happen once before, but here's how it went for me. you know she's attractive, and most people probably wouldnt guess she's crazy, so its ok to be seen in public with her, go to social events, etc. this has the added benefit of making you look like a taken/committed man (=more bitches!), and just play it smooth for a little longer.

From here, just wait. Patience is what's going to get you through this brobro. let her fuck up, seriously. just let her do anything, but let it be significant enough to make a big deal about it (can be anything. insulting a certain group of people, blowing you off one time, etc. just say something like i cant believe thats who you are, or i cant believe youd disrespect me like that, my friends, etc. youre a smart dude, just have fun with it).

from there, dumping her will be easy, and she wont be able to get crazy so long as you make sure she feels like its her fault. good luck

[Lyn]

that sounds like a terrible way to have her crawling back to you and apologizing constantly

[Mizango]

...and then send them to me.

On a serious note, I still have pictures of that girls computer I fixed from a few years ago, do you remember that IRC convo? Bitch was smoking hot but had a thing for her dog, omg those pics are doggone hot. I've seen it happen on my living room floor as well, but the one that did it that time was not quite as hot yet still manageable, I still have pics of both to this day.

[Charismatic]

On a serious note, I still have pictures of that girls computer I fixed from a few years ago, do you remember that IRC convo? Bitch was smoking hot but had a thing for her dog, omg those pics are doggone hot. I've seen it happen on my living room floor as well, but the one that did it that time was not quite as hot yet still manageable, I still have pics of both to this day.

lmao, you're sounding kinda geek squad right now.
you know those dudes get busted for keeping that kinda shit.

[Mizango]

Man im telling you, I keep EVERYTHING. I dare one of my ex's to start some shit or to run for public office lol. Come to think of it I cant think of any girl I've been with (Aside from being 15 and broke) that I haven't have video or pictures of or from.

Yes I get down like that and no I dont give a shit.

[Mizango]

Inb4 Day pulls the "Miz is a fake ass Realnigga" card. His cracka ass just doesn't know how real niggas get down. Always hatin' and shit.

[Lyn]

if i ever piss an ex off i'm screwed.

[Tajin]

I am just trying to provide /bg/ some amusement, don't worry I know how to handle these things, just curious what you guys would do.
I do like the bestiality idea though.

Start farting like there is no tomorrow. Or put music she doesn't like.