Cake Day

[Mertron]

also all the guys in here talking about baking cakes, please turn your penis in to the secretary on your way to the kitchen

[Qalbert]

all the guys in here acting like guys aren't allowed to cook should shut up

[Mertron]

cook yes

bake no

[Demosthenes]

cook yes

bake no

lololololbaking is a woman's jawb. Somehow I doubt you are more manly than I am.

[Mertron]

i never said i was more manly, sorry your feelings are hurt

[Demosthenes]

No hurt feelings, just turning your implications into facts. Not seriously mad. More like mad serious.

[Mertron]

im trying to think of a clever retort but i am failing and i must go out now

so in summation

cakes were behind 9/11

[Not Kuno]

there is nothing gay about baking a delicious fucking cake

[Akiyama]

Fuck me for not ever checking spam. D:

March 8 is two days after my birthday and I'm probably baking my own birthday cake (fk yeah) so if I do and can get ahold of a cam, I'll post one here, and be VICTORIOUS.

[Demosthenes]

A Wild Cake Master Appears!

[Linliel]

My super early entry is here:
http://grab.by/2K21

Holy crap on a stick it was tasty. I had some with a friend, and gave her and my neighbour some, because there is no way I can eat it all myself!!

It's Carrot, Walnut, and Orange cake with a Cream Cheese Icing, om nom nom, seriously awesome.

Sorry it's early but I am going away next weekend so I thought it would be better to have an early cake day than none at all!

[Jefe]

Fuck cake, throw that shit away and bring me some pie. If you think about it... Nobody goes to the cake and if it wasn't distributed it would harden like a stone. The pie? Leave it on the table and next thing you know it gets surrounded like an injured gazelle by a bunch of hyenas. Most folks don't finish their cakes, and they usually cover it w/ a piece of napkin as if they were hiding their shame. You will never see a pie half eaten, and unlike the cake, one is proud to be seen eating a tasty pie, "hey look at me, enjoying this tasty pie!" Last, people reject cake. When have you seen a person turn down a piece of pie? I'll tell you, never.

Thank you.

[Conrad]

[#686578]

Fuck cake, throw that shit away and bring me some pie. If you think about it... Nobody goes to the cake and if it wasn't distributed it would harden like a stone. The pie? Leave it on the table and next thing you know it gets surrounded like an injured gazelle by a bunch of hyenas. Most folks don't finish their cakes, and they usually cover it w/ a piece of napkin as if they were hiding their shame. You will never see a pie half eaten, and unlike the cake, one is proud to be seen eating a tasty pie, "hey look at me, enjoying this tasty pie!" Last, people reject cake. When have you seen a person turn down a piece of pie? I'll tell you, never.

Thank you.

[Qalbert]

^

[Mertron]

STAY A WHILE, AND LISTEN

[Akiyama]

Fuck cake, throw that shit away and bring me some pie. If you think about it... Nobody goes to the cake and if it wasn't distributed it would harden like a stone. The pie? Leave it on the table and next thing you know it gets surrounded like an injured gazelle by a bunch of hyenas. Most folks don't finish their cakes, and they usually cover it w/ a piece of napkin as if they were hiding their shame. You will never see a pie half eaten, and unlike the cake, one is proud to be seen eating a tasty pie, "hey look at me, enjoying this tasty pie!" Last, people reject cake. When have you seen a person turn down a piece of pie? I'll tell you, never.

Thank you.

You must not like staying at BG.

[Demosthenes]

A WEEK TILL THE DAY OF CAKES!

[Not Kuno]

I WILL BAKE A CAKE OF GLORIOUS PROPORTIONS

[Tajin]

Pie and cake can coexist with each other.

I swear to Buda my belly never complains.