holy shit that just happened

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

http://www.filthyrichmond.com/2010/02/phil-is-busy.html

My new hubby Phil is at it again. I keep telling him that his damn friends need to stop calling here, asking him to go do stuff with them. Phil's a married man, which means his ass is busy! He doesn't have time to go whorin' around with his blotchy-faced buddies at the off-tracking betting parlor or whatever! So tonight and every night, he's here at my goddamn beck and call because the bitch knows what's good for him!

He doesn't know it, but overheard him the other day, talking about how much he misses hunting season with the boys, or the occasional week in Vegas. He even had the nerve to refer to all his vacation time as wasted on what he referred to as "Jocelyncations". Apparently he doesn't like being forced to go with me when I visit my peoples in Jacksonville every year. Tough tit, hubby. That's your job!

He's also been trying to sneak out with his friends on weekends, especially during football season. But then I catch on and remind him that I need him to drive me and my friends down to the Wicker Barn (wicker outlet!) in Augusta, Georgia. He should be happy! This is his chance to drive his precious Caliber , while me and my girls get drunk in the passenger seats and laugh and carry on like a bunch of cackling hens!

In an effort to keep the peace, I've made a deal with Phil. For one night each month I'll stay home and babysit my kids so he can go out and do something he wants to do. The only condition is that he needs to bring my preteen son Brandon along so the boy can learn from being around the guys. What he doesn't know is that Brandon is mommy's little snitch, and so if there's any funny business it's Phil's ass!

[Conrad]

trolled

[Conrad]

Also rofl at her profile picture

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

and this

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/ato...louis_1057.php

[Ryko]

I was gonna say, obv fake

[Colenzo]

lol

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

ya, but still funny. we all know virginians can't read n rithmatic

[Colenzo]

i want to make a blog like that

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

other link is entirely unrelated, but if you've never witnessed someones soul being crushed, I highly recommend listening in

[Kyo]

Man her profile picture, is just idk...

[Colenzo]

what do you mean you dont know? its a fuckin white trash ho

[Kyo]

Thanks for aiding in my fight captain obvious.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I hope you all are listening to that link, cause you just cringe when this bitches soul is decimated on the air

[Colenzo]

Thanks for aiding in my fight captain obvious.

then why did you say you didnt know what to make of it? !?!?!??!?1

[Kyo]

I hope you all are listening to that link, cause you just cringe when this bitches soul is decimated on the air

Shit's amazing.

[Kyo]

man fucking awesome, lol.

[Akanei]

I hope you all are listening to that link, cause you just cringe when this bitches soul is decimated on the air

I live for this shit.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

ain't it? you can just feel this bitch go from like, the top of the world and drop at light speed into the asphalt and her emotional guts just gushing everywhere

[Kyo]

man these guys are running her through the mud, this is fucking amazing.

[Kyo]

Bitches be trippin.