Best thing to come out of the Americas:

[BRP]

Avocado.

[Linliel]

cosigned

[Ragnell]

Never had one, never cared

[Mertron]

cotton

[Linliel]

avocados are awesome. you don't need to prepare them, you just open 'em up and put a bit of salt on and OM NOM NOM

they're also great sliced up in salads!

[Conrad]

testicle fruit

[Linliel]

if your testicles look like avocados you have serious issues

[Charismatic]

As soon as I leave the country, you'd better change the title of this thread.

[Linliel]

As soon as I leave the country, you'd better change the title of this thread.

pfft like you'll ever leave, you lamer ;D

[Shiroikage]

potato

[Conrad]

if your testicles look like avocados you have serious issues

The word 'avocado' comes from the Nahuatl word ahuacatl ('testicle', a reference to the shape of the fruit). "Avocado," which was a term influenced by early avocado > abogado (lawyer) is the preferred term in Spain and some of the Caribbean. "Aguacate" is the only word used in Mexico. Avocados were known by the Aztecs as 'the fertility fruit'. In some countries of South America such as Argentina, Bolivia, Chile, Peru, and Uruguay the avocado is known by its Quechua name, Palta. In other Spanish-speaking countries it is called aguacate, and in Portuguese it is abacate. The fruit is sometimes called an avocado pear or alligator pear (due to its shape and the rough green skin of some cultivars). The Nahuatl ahuacatl can be compounded with other words, as in ahuacamolli, meaning 'avocado soup or sauce', from which the Mexican Spanish word guacamole derives.[7]

[Charismatic]

pfft like you'll ever leave, you lamer ;D

Fine, I won't.

[Mertron]

The word 'avocado' comes from the Nahuatl word ahuacatl ('testicle', a reference to the shape of the fruit). "Avocado," which was a term influenced by early avocado > abogado (lawyer) is the preferred term in Spain and some of the Caribbean. "Aguacate" is the only word used in Mexico. Avocados were known by the Aztecs as 'the fertility fruit'. In some countries of South America such as Argentina, Bolivia, Chile, Peru, and Uruguay the avocado is known by its Quechua name, Palta. In other Spanish-speaking countries it is called aguacate, and in Portuguese it is abacate. The fruit is sometimes called an avocado pear or alligator pear (due to its shape and the rough green skin of some cultivars). The Nahuatl ahuacatl can be compounded with other words, as in ahuacamolli, meaning 'avocado soup or sauce', from which the Mexican Spanish word guacamole derives.[7]

theres a pickup line in here somewhere

[Conrad]

Hey baby, wanna turn my avocados into guacamole?

[Shiroikage]

my rough green skin

[Mertron]

can i sit in your fridge for a few days while you forget about me being there

[Mertron]

i am no good with women

[Linliel]

Fine, I won't.

now you're just looking for excuses.

[Linliel]

my rough green skin

*strokes*

[Antithesis]

*strokes*

Whoa whoa.