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Seriously,
It's not like I'm not aiming, it's just that my urethra has different plans.
Every guy has experienced this. It's not difficult, you can aim for the dead center of the bowl, and 90% of the time it'll do just that.
The other 10% of the time I swear I'm defying some laws of physics and just pissing straight into my own ass for what's concerned with how close I am to actually getting in the bowl.
Not to mention the times where the stream splits in half and neither stream actually makes it in.
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2010-03-01 21:10 #1Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
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God damn it sometimes I hate having a penis
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2010-03-01 21:10 #2Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
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Then I have the woman clean it up
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2010-03-01 21:11 #3Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
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Just ranting
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2010-03-01 21:15 #4Nidhogg
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feels good man
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2010-03-01 21:25 #5Users Awaiting Email Confirmation
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Do you have foreskin
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2010-03-01 21:37 #6Banned.
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i have twoskin
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2010-03-01 21:42 #7The 69th Donor
Pens win! Pens Win!!! PENS WIN!!!!!
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Maybe you need to get Ksandra to hold it for you numbers.
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2010-03-01 21:47 #8You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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2010-03-01 21:50 #9Un-Rad Conrad
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Do you mean your mother Originally Posted by #686578
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2010-03-01 21:53 #10Canadian Fury
MANITOBA IS NOT A REAL PLACE
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lol
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2010-03-01 21:55 #11Ryko's Full of Lies and Johns
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Wait
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2010-03-01 21:55 #12I would prefer not to.
Moms Spaghetti
Philly Special
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he means your mother
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2010-03-01 21:55 #13Ryko's Full of Lies and Johns
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When did numbers get a penis
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2010-03-01 21:56 #14okay guy I guess
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...brightslap.jpg Originally Posted by Akanei
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2010-03-01 22:05 #15St. Fiat
THE TIME FOR QUESTIONS
HAS PASSED
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I'm never annoyed by it. How else am I going to pound nails and pull the pins on grenades? It's too useful to be mad at.
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2010-03-01 22:09 #16okay guy I guess
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ftfy Originally Posted by Alleya
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2010-03-01 22:18 #17Banned.
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Originally Posted by #686578
Hmmmmm Originally Posted by #686578
I have never chosen a female over Krye
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2010-03-01 22:20 #18okay guy I guess
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if you want to I am sure numbers will let you clean up his piss
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2010-03-01 22:21 #19You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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he's calling you a woman, bitch. Now fucking clean up his pee Originally Posted by Krye
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2010-03-01 22:24 #20Banned.
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Love when this happens, it looks cool until it some falls on my shoes >_> Originally Posted by #686578
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