God damn it sometimes I hate having a penis

**Chun Liroy** · 2010-03-01 23:39

Poop in a bag.
Light it on fire.
Knock on door.
Piss on bag, missing and hitting the house owner's shoes.
???
profit.

**Zalius** · 2010-03-01 23:41

yeah that sounds like a terrible idea in comparison. i dont even know why you felt compelled to say something so lackluster at a time like this

**Chun Liroy** · 2010-03-01 23:43

the pringles can idea lacks the aim of a man though.

**Zalius** · 2010-03-01 23:44

yes but it makes up for it in quality

**Howard Roark** · 2010-03-01 23:45

Originally Posted by Aksannyi

Never understood why women were always so anal about the damn toilet seat. If they're worried about germs then that's stupid because they should be washing their hands after they're done peeing anyway so they may as well put the seat down themselves.

because maybe they don't want to wash their legs after they sit down?

or maybe you're AOK with sitting in urine

**Ksandra** · 2010-03-01 23:49

I do have to say, that even though I have a HUGE FUCKING ASS. I'd still fall in if the seat isn't down (and have been very close to sitting in toilet water, for not paying attention before).

**Chun Liroy** · 2010-03-01 23:50

You are not a nigga, ass is a lie.

**Chun Liroy** · 2010-03-01 23:51

booty pop is not your real ass

**Howard Roark** · 2010-03-01 23:55

Originally Posted by Ksandra

I do have to say, that even though I have a HUGE FUCKING ASS. I'd still fall in if the seat isn't down (and have been very close to sitting in toilet water, for not paying attention before).

either you got some kinda public shared sink (like in grade school) for a toilet or your bum ain't so big bb

tap tap tap

**Krye** · 2010-03-01 23:55

My hair is so long that it can block my vision completely and I was kind of distracted and lost in thought the other day so I almost pissed on a toilet seat with the lid down the other day cause I didn't get a good look at it and I barely caught myself at the last second I had my dick out and I had started to push and everything

**#686578** · 2010-03-01 23:55

This thread has more than surpassed my expectations, I am proud of every single one of you except silentroy

**Ksandra** · 2010-03-01 23:56

Originally Posted by Silentleroy

You are not a nigga, ass is a lie.

it's not a tight firm big awesome ass, it's a flabby cellulite white pasty ass.

**Howard Roark** · 2010-03-01 23:56

haha

**Howard Roark** · 2010-03-01 23:56

Originally Posted by Ksandra

it's not a tight firm big awesome ass, it's a flabby cellulite white pasty ass.

didn't haha you

**Shiroikage** · 2010-03-01 23:56

once I was so tired that I pissed on the floor in a stall in McDonald's
pretty sure it was the men's restroom

**Howard Roark** · 2010-03-01 23:57

were there urinals?

**Shiroikage** · 2010-03-01 23:57

i think so

**Chun Liroy** · 2010-03-01 23:57

Originally Posted by #686578

This thread has more than surpassed my expectations, I am proud of every single one of you except silentroy

Can you gif me a gif that spells out my name so dumbasses can spell my name right.

**Ksandra** · 2010-03-01 23:57

Originally Posted by Howard Roark

didn't haha you

<3

**Howard Roark** · 2010-03-01 23:58

Originally Posted by Silentleroy

Can you gif me a gif that spells out my name so dumbasses can spell my name right.

you know to this day I still think your name is silentroy

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