God damn it sometimes I hate having a penis

**Conrad** · 2010-03-02 22:18

See, if I had a vag I would just put as much as I could inside to see what fits and what doesn't

**Conrad** · 2010-03-02 22:19

Different things and many things at the same time

**Conrad** · 2010-03-02 22:20

I would fill my vag with salsa and have a chick eat it with nachos

**Conrad** · 2010-03-02 22:21

I have no way of knowing that until it happens

**Conrad** · 2010-03-02 22:21

I would also use it to hold my drinks for me

**Qalbert** · 2010-03-02 22:25

you could get really fat and use your belly button

**Conrad** · 2010-03-02 22:26

Although to be honest about 85% of my waking time would be spent masturbating

**Conrad** · 2010-03-02 22:26

I'd probably get dehydrated

**Qalbert** · 2010-03-02 22:26

Originally Posted by Skirkle

Although to be honest about 85% of my waking time is spent masturbating

ftfm

**Conrad** · 2010-03-02 22:27

Well I am typing with one hand right now

**Conrad** · 2010-03-02 22:28

Does the vagina come with a decoder ring

**Qalbert** · 2010-03-02 22:28

I thought you just DJed like a mad cunt

**Qalbert** · 2010-03-02 22:28

wikkity wikkity gasm

**Conrad** · 2010-03-02 22:30

Listen I think I've seen enough videos of women masturbating to have a decent idea if a pussy suddenly grafted itself in between my legs

**Qalbert** · 2010-03-02 22:30

a whole woman?
O_o

**Conrad** · 2010-03-02 22:31

gdi

**Chun Liroy** · 2010-03-02 22:31

Nica avatar. Also, I'd stick shit in it like it was a purse.

**Conrad** · 2010-03-02 22:31

And amateur cams

**Charismatic** · 2010-03-02 22:33

Originally Posted by Silentleroy

Tits won't help your face, aks.

Originally Posted by Silentleroy

Ass>tits, but that is neither here nor there

Speak for yourself buddy, her tits help her face tremendously.

**Cantih** · 2010-03-02 22:33

You two should just swap your gear for a month.

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