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  1. 2010-03-03 15:32

    The Once and Future Wamoura


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    Just chill man worse thing can happen is a big dick in your ass that you wont even remember the day after.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Can we pretend Omnipotent needs to study?
    You wish, I don't study. I ace shit like it's common sense.

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    my old roommates lil brother is a fag and bitches always go to the gay club with him. i have straight friends that have gone with a few times, they just danced with the girls they knew, but said there are a good amount of bitches

    that want to be left alone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atreides View Post
    tbh straight guys have probably hooked me up with other gay guys more than girls have. I'd rather have a good wingman/fag stag, than a mediocre fag hag any day of the week.

    Just make sure you don't lead guys on if you're not planning on exploring the love that dare not speak its name, unless he's really creepy and you want free drinks or something.
    A good friend of mine that I was stationed with down in Charleston asked me to go with him to a bar (he was mad gay, but everyone knew, and nobody cared) to kinda pull attention in his direction. He knows me well, and knew I'd beeline to the dance floor to hunt up some snow bunnies. His plan was wait for guys to head towards me and pick them off. He's a monster... needless to say, not one of them made it to me, he was quick with it. The gay dudes knew i wasn't gay from the fashion at which I was harassing their female friends, lol, so it all worked out. Used me as bait? Meh, oh well. I got mine, he got his (eww), all worked out.

    (girl thought it was sweet that I went with him to help him out, brownie points, niggas)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    His plan was wait for guys to head towards me and pick them off. He's a monster... needless to say, not one of them made it to me, he was quick with it.
    Sadly this made me think of pulling in FFXI

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilhart View Post
    Sadly this made me think of pulling in FFXI
    ...think he "pulled" them with Flash?

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    sac pull, sure. lol. Best thief ever, in this instance

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    Kerb, lmao, wtf

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    I'm surprised they could see you in the dawkness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atreides View Post
    tbh straight guys have probably hooked me up with other gay guys more than girls have. I'd rather have a good wingman/fag stag, than a mediocre fag hag any day of the week.

    Just make sure you don't lead guys on if you're not planning on exploring the love that dare not speak its name, unless he's really creepy and you want free drinks or something.
    This. Girls are honestly bad at hooking gay guys up, I don't know what it is. Also, I was going to say in my earlier post - chances are if a gay guy is hitting on you, then respectful to back off, be a good wingman and steer him toward your friend if your friend so desires.

    Also, on girls not wanting attention. Incorrect. Girls just don't want straight bar attention (while some granted REALLY DO NOT WANT MALE ATTENTION). They don't want some d-bag getting all up on their shit and then the d-bag getting super pissed because he isn't getting his dick wet tonight. Call me crazy, but most women aren't too much different than men when it comes to meeting someone at a bar who a) doesn't suck, b) looks good, c) seems worthwhile when you are drunk. Girls are there to have fun, I do not know what is not fun about a good fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilhart View Post
    You don't have to pretend to be gay to do that sir
    I was only joking when I posted that lol, I have gay friends and don't understand why being homosexual is such a problem.

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    get really really drunk and lose all your inhibitions.

    post results.

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    I keep telling my straight friends that gay clubs are the place to be. But they don't believe me. Lots of fit single women and very little competition for them.

    But if anyone invites you to a sauna, just politely decline.

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    This topic makes me feel like going to a gay bar

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    This topic was interesting. But this'll be more interesting tonight because the other straight guy is pretty homophobic.

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    wear a bandana on the left back pocket of your jeans, that's code for "i'm totally straight"

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    OP is gonna have his asshole dug out like a south american canoe

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    FFFffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

    Yes.

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    can't believe you didn't see it on page 1

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