Just chill man worse thing can happen is a big dick in your ass that you wont even remember the day after.
The Once and Future Wamoura
Just chill man worse thing can happen is a big dick in your ass that you wont even remember the day after.
my old roommates lil brother is a fag and bitches always go to the gay club with him. i have straight friends that have gone with a few times, they just danced with the girls they knew, but said there are a good amount of bitches
that want to be left alone
A good friend of mine that I was stationed with down in Charleston asked me to go with him to a bar (he was mad gay, but everyone knew, and nobody cared) to kinda pull attention in his direction. He knows me well, and knew I'd beeline to the dance floor to hunt up some snow bunnies. His plan was wait for guys to head towards me and pick them off. He's a monster... needless to say, not one of them made it to me, he was quick with it. The gay dudes knew i wasn't gay from the fashion at which I was harassing their female friends, lol, so it all worked out. Used me as bait? Meh, oh well. I got mine, he got his (eww), all worked out.
(girl thought it was sweet that I went with him to help him out, brownie points, niggas)
sac pull, sure. lol. Best thief ever, in this instance
Kerb, lmao, wtf
I'm surprised they could see you in the dawkness.
This. Girls are honestly bad at hooking gay guys up, I don't know what it is. Also, I was going to say in my earlier post - chances are if a gay guy is hitting on you, then respectful to back off, be a good wingman and steer him toward your friend if your friend so desires.
Also, on girls not wanting attention. Incorrect. Girls just don't want straight bar attention (while some granted REALLY DO NOT WANT MALE ATTENTION). They don't want some d-bag getting all up on their shit and then the d-bag getting super pissed because he isn't getting his dick wet tonight. Call me crazy, but most women aren't too much different than men when it comes to meeting someone at a bar who a) doesn't suck, b) looks good, c) seems worthwhile when you are drunk. Girls are there to have fun, I do not know what is not fun about a good fuck.
get really really drunk and lose all your inhibitions.
post results.
I keep telling my straight friends that gay clubs are the place to be. But they don't believe me. Lots of fit single women and very little competition for them.
But if anyone invites you to a sauna, just politely decline.
This topic makes me feel like going to a gay bar![]()
This topic was interesting. But this'll be more interesting tonight because the other straight guy is pretty homophobic.
wear a bandana on the left back pocket of your jeans, that's code for "i'm totally straight"
OP is gonna have his asshole dug out like a south american canoe
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Yes.
can't believe you didn't see it on page 1