Portal 2

[Hiryo]

Tried to connect through Steam for the first time since the day the game was released. Still says there is Site Maint. At this point I'm wondering if I'm doing something wrong on my end(especially since I havent read the thread).

[Norellicus]

If you actually do it, you get the pit boss achievement.

I was wondering how you get that one...

[Corrderio]

http://christwire.org/2011/04/is-por...istain-family/

Oh god I hope that is fake...

[lathia]

I borrowed the first Portal but never had a chance to beat it or get into it. Was it more challenging than Portal 2?

I loved Whitley* he reminds me of the British guy in Assasin's Creed 2. Probably the same voice actor too >_>.
Great game, since I didn't know much of the plot I was always expecting some monster to pop up in some dark alleys.

[Nama]

http://christwire.org/2011/04/is-por...istain-family/

Oh god I hope that is fake...

Holy shit wow. How does he find anything gay in this?

[Qalbert]

the glory holes, penis guns, and sphincters, duh

[Souj]

Page cannot be found.
Did I miss anything great or just religious morality overreaching the bounds of reality? Though that in itself is usually a great read.

[Yabby]

I borrowed the first Portal but never had a chance to beat it or get into it. Was it more challenging than Portal 2?

I loved Whitley* he reminds me of the British guy in Assasin's Creed 2. Probably the same voice actor too >_>.
Great game, since I didn't know much of the plot I was always expecting some monster to pop up in some dark alleys.

http://chatter-fest.com/wp-content/u...n-merchant.jpg

stephen merchant was the guy doing the voice, very funny guy.

[Qalbert]

it has to be trolling because of how ludicrous it is
quoted:

Spoiler: show

As a Christian father, I choose not to allow video games into my household, but occasionally my boys will have sleep overs with other Christian families that might be more lax than ours. Imagine my surprise the other day when I overheard my second oldest boy talking about a video game he had played at a friend’s house. As soon as I heard the name “Portal 2”, my suspicions grew and I immediately found myself wondering which body part the game might be referring to.

I rushed to the computer that I keep locked away from my impressionable children, and what I found was truly disturbing. Just 10 minutes of Bing research produced so much evidence that this game was a homosexual recruitment tool that I have now forbidden it. You better believe that I called the other father and gave him a good talking to. As a devout Christian, he agreed with me and has now burned his Portal 2 DVD on his barbeque grill to make sure this threat to his family is gone for good.

Here are some of the things I have learned: This game is made by Valve software, a wholly owned subsidiary of NAMBLA – the people who invented child molestation. Just the name “valve” produces images in the mind of a Christian man that should not be there.

http://www.warpzoned.com/wp-content/.../portal2-2.jpg
Should children be forced to see a room full of giant black dildoes?

http://totalspguide.com/wp-content/u...Center_269.jpg
An actual AID’s infested bath house.
Game play takes place in a giant gay bath house, where children are encouraged to use their mechanical penis guns to create glory holes. In case you haven’t heard of this filth, “glory holes” are all the rage in gay circles, where sweating homosexuals drill holes into walls and then perform sex through them, without having to show their guilt ridden faces. There is one thing a homosexual hates, and that is for their shame to be seen in the light of day. That is why their bars and bath houses are kept so dark at all times. And believe me friend, this game is dark and shadowy.

http://files.g4tv.com/rimg_606x0/Ima...creenshots.jpg
Glory hole in the game.

http://neighborhoods.redeyechicago.c...eamworks-5.jpg
Glory hole in homo-gay bath house. Hard to tell the difference, right?

There are two adorable robots. Who doesn’t love robots? Kids sure do. Well, these 2 robots are a homosexual couple. The tall one is the dominate bear and the little one is the swishing bottom. Even the voices are clearly transexual which is a dead give away. I shudder to think of what life style choices a little child will think is decent after pretending to be one of these two mechanical gays. Instead of penises, they have glowing red and blue lights in their sex area.

http://files.g4tv.com/rimg_606x0/Ima...creenshots.jpg
What is being taught to our children?

[NSFW pic of naked gays]
Is this what you want for your white Chrisian son?

As if that was not enough, there are mechanical testicles and gay saunas around every corner. Not enough? Well this game introduces “gels” which help the innocent children slide through a glowing red sphincter.

http://www.downloadatoz.com/resource...er_488x293.jpg

I could go on, but my stomach is turning at this latest homo-gay invention. There is nothing christ-centered in this game. Protect your children from this latest assault from the gay agenda.

[Apelila]

Blocked at my work for being tasteless. :hahaguy.jpg:

Need to beat co-op mode on this, what people at work have told me its mandatory. Also, for anyone wondering why/how Chell wound up in the 'bad motel room': http://thinkwithportals.com/media_14.php.

Read the comic.

[Dominico]

http://chatter-fest.com/wp-content/u...n-merchant.jpg

stephen merchant was the guy doing the voice, very funny guy.

Didn't he also do the voice for that one guy in Assassins Creed 2 & Brotherhood?

[Kiarax]

it has to be trolling because of how ludicrous it is

Satire ≠ trolling. Although the comments probably take it to almost-trolling levels.

[Qalbert]

In this day and age when no one can recognize satire it might as well be.

[Apelila]

What is this Satire you speak of? Is that related to Satyrism?

[Zeb]

It's like solipsism, where the trolls only live in your head.

[Dylon]

reading that article wanted me to kill the guy who wrote it, seriously how in the FUCK can someone think like that... there could be a possibility its a troll but seriously, it really does sound like someone that is stupid and religious wrote it being serious. i swear the more i see shit like this the more i am hopeless for humanity, the minority that are smart aren't gonna last long

[vrumpt]

Didn't he also do the voice for that one guy in Assassins Creed 2 & Brotherhood?

Danny Wallace voiced Shaun from AC.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0991245/#Actor

[Pyro]

The name of the author for that article is Ice Van Winkle, of course it's fake.

[MoogleAura]

Is the woman you play as the same as the 1st game? I was under the impression she was different, because there was a scene where GLaDOS is talking about how you were fatter than her (Chell). I've read a few posts by other people that say they it is the same character.

[Apelila]

It's the same Chell. GLaDOS is being vindictive, without going into spoilerific details.