Random Request: Help with nonsense products apple could release

[Purrrfect]

[Hellfury]

iDiot Service - Apple Fanboys for hire to pose as "hip" friends at parties and other events.

edit: (You said you wanted something useless!)

[Devolver]

Oh shit, Vandole, you heard about this yet? Cutting edge.

[Purrrfect]

Oh shit, Vandole, you heard about this yet? Cutting edge.

hahaha forgot about that one!

[Acturus]

How about the iAye?

It's a nautical translator for the amateur sailor.

[Blabj]

iCreate, shit threads edition.

[QuePsiXI]

iCreate, shit threads edition.

Have you ever tried to make teh funnie, only to found out your joke has already been posted....IN THE SAME GODDAMN THREAD!?

iStop, a hand accessory to prevent shitty threads

Billy Mays here with iRead, for lazy motherfuckers who can't be assed to read things before they post! Once you make your comment, iRead scans the thread for similar posts to make sure you don't look like an absolute douche who's trying too hard, like this guy:

I'm not trying too hard, I just make the easy look difficult.

iRead! So you don't end up like this guy! Here's how to order!

Idiot.

[QuePsiXI]

How about the iAye?

It's a nautical translator for the amateur sailor.

What about the iBall, for the amateur balla, or the amateur hooper, or a nigga that just ain't see good, NAHMEAN.

[Blabj]

Faggotshit

iInternetWhiteKnight, protecting and serving for the greater good!

[QuePsiXI]

uSoundMad

[Blabj]

You sound like a knob. And you fail at recreating even the most shitty of memes. Go you.

[QuePsiXI]

I'ma get the last word in.

[Siniroth]

iRead! So you don't end up like this guy! Here's how to order!

Idiot.

I think you meant iDiot

[Jefe]

This should be an easy assignment. Forgive me since I didn't read any of the proposals suggested by fellow bgers. Irregardless, follow these simple steps:

• Come up with any type of trinket.
• Hype the hell out of it.
• Label it as "cool."
• Make a viral video (use bright colours in your bg).
• Win

You have your product. Why? Most apple lovers are drones who do not know jack shit about teknologyes and are easily persuaded.

[Fistandantilus]

Have you ever tried to make teh funnie, only to found out your joke has already been posted....IN THE SAME GODDAMN THREAD!?


Billy Mays here with iRead, for lazy motherfuckers who can't be assed to read things before they post! Once you make your comment, iRead scans the thread for similar posts to make sure you don't look like an absolute douche who's trying too hard, like this guy:



iRead! So you don't end up like this guy! Here's how to order!

Idiot.

I lol'd pretty good at this, especially the Billy Mays part. Well crafted sir.

[Izzy]

Oh shit, Vandole, you heard about this yet? Cutting edge.

hahahaha ohhhhhhhhh man that was a good thread

[Izzy]

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/showthread.php?t=68173

[QuePsiXI]

I think you meant iDiot

Dammit how did I miss that!

You win the win I won when I won.

[oldoldman]

How about an iPhone that's 4 times as big and still doesn't multitask or do anything revolutionary. Nah that's probably too far fetched.

[Ishido]

iBeeper, half the size of the iPhone, can only use 1/10 the apps, and only costs $10 less than an iPhone if you get a horrible AT&T contract when you buy it.