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  1. 2010-03-11 04:21 #1
    Demosthenes
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    One of my coworkers wants to ego lord over me

    I am however the man his wife cheated on him with.
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    Also the girl he's trying to have an affair with is an ex.
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    She's not letting him in cause she wants this.
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    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...3308856304.jpg
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    Yet I keep my mouth shut out of respect for a dead friendship.
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    (is what you should say)
  7. 2010-03-11 04:23 #7
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    visual evidence or it is probable that such an occurrance never transpired
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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...3308856304.jpg
    fuck! this thread just went to unserious!
  9. 2010-03-11 04:23 #9
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    man I love that show
  10. 2010-03-11 04:24 #10
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    In my defense. I did not even know him then. Nor did I know that she was married.
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    obviously you now need to sleep with him
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    Dude was wagging his egotongue. Took everything I had not to let him know the sweet sweet details.
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    balls touching will suffice
  14. 2010-03-11 04:26 #14
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    I wanted to go, "Jen, left inner thigh, cancer/69 tattoo" and walk away.
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    is he hot?
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    that sounds like a terrible tattoo :/
  17. 2010-03-11 04:27 #17
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    what does his dick taste like?
  18. 2010-03-11 04:28 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    what does his dick taste like?
    howie it doesn't count if you do it by proxy
  19. 2010-03-11 04:29 #19
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    this one dude ran into his ex, chick was now dating a mutual friend of theirs, bit of tension was expected

    all the dude said to the new guy was "How's my dick taste?" and walked away

    LOL
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    lol XD
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