One of my coworkers wants to ego lord over me

[Demosthenes]

So hard being the bigger man.

[Faris]

this is from a porno right?

i coulda sworn ive seen this scenario in a porn movie...then the whole thing turns in to a dirty gang bang.

[Howard Roark]

but ya, that's a tough spot

careful he doesn't go psycho on you if ya tell him

[Faris]

hes gona fucking stab you, watch out.

but if he does take pics for the lulz

[Heian]

So hard being the bigger man.

Not really :D

[Conrad]

Find a new job and say that line on your last day

[Abandon]

Fuck it. Tell him. When he rages, whip his ass in "self defense"

Remember. you feared for your life and felt that you had tried all options to avoid the situation. Oh yeah... they train us on what to say if we get in barfights.