Ex threatening to commit suicide... HALP!

[The Stig]

We're all going with 3 so far because there's no pics. （￣へ￣）

[shepardG]

I am disappoint that this website wasn't referenced earlier.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=suicide

Seriously, send this to your EX, and both of you grow up. (honestly you sound like your on the right track, by moving on after a 7-day period of silence. She needs to do the same)

[Riker]

Remember, every threat is a serious threat. Call the hotline nigga. lol

[Gregorio]

Get the amber lamps

[jinkazama]

Take her to a bridge, leave her and call the news... make her famous!

[Stumblingdrunk]

Take her to a bridge, leave her and call the news... make her famous!

aiding and abetting a felony, go for it.

[Chun Liroy]

Just say you saw some crazy person standing on the bridge.

[ZarakiKujata]

Yeah those crazy white folk shit in toilets and stuff. Crazy ass white people...

I hear they pay their bills and do well in school too, what a bunch of fucking nutjobs.

[jinkazama]

Just say you saw some crazy person standing on the bridge.

even better.. she'll be screaming "JOHNNYYYYY WHY'D YOU LEAVE MEEEEEEEE" and you can be all like wtf bitch you be crazy and leave her to go to the crazy house..

it'd work. If she's threatening suicide she'd be best off in there anyhow. Just saying.


but in all seriousness just call a hotline and tell her parents, other than that there isnt much you can do anyhow. Its just a ploy from her imo to make you feel like shit.

[archibaldcrane]

Nothing makes you look more valuable to other fertile females than letting them know that a woman killed herself because she couldn't bear to be without you.

Slip in that it was really just the sex she couldn't live without, because your horse-cock is magical and your semen tastes like marshmallow fluff.

[Yabby]

She is bluffing.









If she isn't, let the bitch die.

[Chun Liroy]

So can he apparently.

[Ikith]

I talked the bitch down. Told her to call me in two weeks etc etc should give me time to detatch from her blah blah blah.

[Lyn]

That was not the ending I was hoping for.

[altwight]

sup guys need some real lulz for an epic thread or should i move along?

[Psilocybin]

I talked the bitch down. Told her to call me in two weeks etc etc should give me time to transform her to bootycall status blah blah blah.

better plan if I do say so myself

[Chun Liroy]

I talked the bitch down. Told her to call me in two weeks etc etc should give me time to detatch from her blah blah blah.

Should still post pics.

[Seanr]

POIDH

[Xajii]

Man that comment about social studies cracked me the fuck up

[Shenrien]

get a camera and video tape it, then show it to her parents, you need benny hill theme playing in the background tho and have it playing at 1.5x normal speed :D