Happy Pi day! (3/14/2010)

[Woozie]

If you're not manly enough to eat meat, you don't deserve a blowjob.

[Qalbert]

wait, there are girls who don't give blowjobs?

yeah they're called exes
heyo!

[joft]

If you're not manly enough to eat meat, you don't deserve a blowjob.

as a vegetarian and simultaneous recipient of blowjobs for years, do i have to return them now?

[archibaldcrane]

and really, cows are incredibly retarded which means they're pretty much vegetables

Any animal you could hunt with a running chainsaw shouldn't really count.

[Shiroikage]

max, i will bury you

[Woozie]

as a vegetarian and simultaneous recipient of blowjobs for years, do i have to return them now?

Yes, and you need to apologize to your woman for making her give you what you didn't deserve.

[Psilocybin]

What if you're a vegetarian and your gf doesn't give head, like me? :/

That's rough.

i feel for you broham, same boat etc

2 guys in one thread?! Oh wow there are girls that refuse to and manage to keep a man. I am happy to say I've never had to break up with a girl because of this problem.
I hope neither of you give her oral, one good turn deserves another etc.

For vegetarians, idk eat a salmon steak or something acceptable to your bizarre, mind bending non meat diet.

[Ksandra]

tbh I wouldn't be giving bjs out either if my bf didn't eat meat.


You guys now know why you have to make that sacrifice.

[Lyn]

Doesn't meat make jizz taste nasty?

[Qalbert]

tbh I wouldn't be giving bjs out either if my bf didn't eat pussy.


You guys now know why you have to make that sacrifice.

ftfy

[Pirian]

Doesn't meat make jizz taste nasty?

Most animal products make it more bitter. Just as eating most fresh fruits and vegetables makes it sweeter.

[Auspice]

Just like I told all my friends who celebrate Pi Day: GET RATIONAL. :D

[Woozie]

At least we're keeping it real. Pi day transcends every other holiday in march.

[Max™]

How long did you spend on wikipedia putting this thread together Max

Three point one four one five nine two six five three five eight nine seven nine three two three eight four six two six four three three weeks.

[AidenCarby]

If you're not manly enough to eat meat, you don't deserve a blowjob.

What exactly is manly about eating meat? It's not like you went out and killed the animal you're eating. If anything it makes you a pussy for having another man hunt your meal lol, since we're using your logic.

[ZarakiKujata]

What exactly is manly about eating meat? It's not like you went out and killed the animal you're eating. If anything it makes you a pussy for having another man hunt your meal lol, since we're using your logic.

He means that you are pussy enough to care about your bitch's enjoyment vis-a-vis making your cum taste sweeter. Manly men don't give a fuck if head is enjoyable for their semen receptacle because thats all it is.

[AidenCarby]

It's not like that lol, I just don't enjoy meat, it doesn't taste good to me. I don't -not- eat meat out of morals lol.

[joft]

i herd gurls luv 2 b treat like peice of meet so if u r vegg than u dont liek girls u must be gay|!!!!!!!!!!

[AidenCarby]

You got me bro D:

[Xanthe]

I'm looking forward to Mole Day now!