Advanced Troll-o-Matic Banhammerdin Robot Now Active

[Sonomaa]

Advanced Troll-o-Matic Banhammerdin is now active. This robot is an auto-ban machine, forged in the depths of Mount Ragns and specifically formulated with essential vitamins and minerals to ward off trolls.

If you troll in advanced, expect to get a 3 day ban by the Troll-o-Matic. If you feel your ban was incorrect, please send me a message via the forums. Include your post and why your post doesnt deserve to be considered trolling. Speak calmly and courteously, include any other links that might be valid. If your presentation is easy to read, understand, and invesigate, I will personally un-hammer you. If you act like a cockweasel, Ill file it under gtfo.

tl:dr
trolls are gonna get bant.

[Feedmenow]

Anything specific to what counts as trolling?

I imagine such stuff as meme spouting or E-Thugging will trigger it, but is there anything else?

[Raen Ryong]

Incoming "BG banned me for no reason, I only used Windower?"

[Yugl]

Incoming "BG banned me for no reason, I only used Windower?"

It's more like "I only duped my account!".

[Khajit]

Anything involving bitches and tits in the club? OHSHI---

[grantlogan]

Great news. I request that the Advanced Troll-o-Matic Banhammerdin cover the entire forums.

[Beave]

Hopefully every post in the Absolute Virtue thread gets you banned.

[Deader2818]

Prob need this in Media more then any other area, lol.

[SaviorSelf]

"Sad to say, but I can understand/agree with pch-" BAN.

[Yubar]

Does this mean I'll get banned for using the word, faggot, troll, u mad, dirty American, capitalist pig, gimps, lazy people, casual trash, and thinking Final Fantasy 7 sucks?

[Sonomaa]

faggot

this would get you in trouble anyway

[Khamsin]

Anything specific to what counts as trolling?

I imagine such stuff as meme spouting or E-Thugging will trigger it, but is there anything else?

If your post exists for no other reason than to make someone feel bad, provoke a personal argument, lure another poster into a trap, or insult people's sensitivities then it's trolling.

[dantaro]

"Sad to say, but I can understand/agree with pch-" BAN.

I laughed a bit too much at this probably

[Deader2818]

If your post exists for no other reason than to make someone feel bad, provoke a personal argument, lure another poster into a trap, or insult people's sensitivities then it's trolling.

You guys do read media right? >_>

[MaachaQ]

You guys do read media right? >_>

I have to agree, Media needs the auto ban hammer more than advanced these days...

[Guitarman]

thirding the media sentiment. it's gotten a bit better since isla pokes their head in there every now and again but it's not enough. that place has declined so much.

[Beave]

Media will get a little better in 14 days...that's when I get to go back to protecting America's freedom and whatnot, and no longer will have access to a computer with interwebs.

[Norellicus]

thirding the media sentiment. it's gotten a bit better since isla pokes their head in there every now and again but it's not enough. that place has declined so much.

I love how you cast isla's head in a plurality >.>

[isladar]

Or miss the fact that I get stuck reading all of that bullshit. All of it. Every single retarded post.

[Midnightjade]

thirding the media sentiment.

Media's so bad these days, when I open a thread on that board I can literally feel my brain cells dying.

Their little screams of agony are too much for me to bear.