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    Ice Skating - HEALP

    I cannot skate, I've tried, not able to do.

    What will girls think of me if I repeatly fall down on my ass and laugh, and generally not giving a shit.

    Falling on ice doesn't hurt as much as concrete but I'm bothered by my previous inability to skate !!

    I've been skating 3 times in my life ever, that's it. I just need some survival tips for the day but at the same time giving off a confidence vibe!!!

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    I've got 5 days.

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    Go free skate every day as much as possible. Just work on being able to push off few times and glide. Bend you knees and lean slightly forward, or you'll fall on your ass, too much, you'll fall forward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheStig View Post
    I cannot skate, I've tried, not able to do.

    What will girls think of me if I repeatly fall down on my ass and laugh, and generally not giving a shit.

    Falling on ice doesn't hurt as much as concrete but I'm bothered by my previous inability to skate !!

    I've been skating 3 times in my life ever, that's it. I just need some survival tips for the day but at the same time giving off a confidence vibe!!!
    It actually does hurt as much as falling on concrete but uhhhh have you ever tried roller blading? its exactly like that.

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    roller blading is alot easier to stay on your feet (no slippery ice, and unless you're using figure skates, it's easier to fall backwards on ice skates)

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    Rollerbladed once! But I had protection. So that didn't hurt too much either.

    Anyway I'm trying to get out of this "event" to hide my inadeptness at balancing!!!

    I'm not able to locate an arena to do stuff in, seems like it's all lessons/events in my local one!!

    but i remember falling on ice and it didn't seem as bad as concrete, whereas i get all sorts of cuts and stuff on concrete

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheStig View Post
    Rollerbladed once! But I had protection. So that didn't hurt too much either.

    Anyway I'm trying to get out of this "event" to hide my inadeptness at balancing!!!

    I'm not able to locate an arena to do stuff in, seems like it's all lessons/events in my local one!!

    but i remember falling on ice and it didn't seem as bad as concrete, whereas i get all sorts of cuts and stuff on concrete
    lol well good luck I guess, why are you trying to learn ice skating anyways?

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    To impress the ladies

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    the hardest part about ice skating is telling your parents that you're gay

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    not learn but basically be basic =p

    some sorta work event (but not arranged through work but personal) with some people that are visiting from another branch, some girls are involved. i want to look a bit more pro/cool that's all, since if i can get to a point where i can teach someone, lots of touching be involved!

    sad, yeh, i know

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    Quote Originally Posted by quannum View Post
    the hardest part about ice skating is telling your parents that you're gay
    lol

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    Skate on land using in-line skates and Ice skating becomes a breeze. Only difference is that you can stop the same way you can on land with ice but besides that, it's the same thing.

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    lol i love your sig numbers, and avatar i guess, just got home to check on this topic.

    maybe i still have my blades since i was forced to buy them a few years back... will look real quick.

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    when i was a teen/late teen and we would go ice skating in groups on dates or whatever, i didnt know how to stop, so i would just crash the boards like a boss

    every time

    like a boss

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    Who needs to know how to skate when they can go around Gambon's corner in a fucking ice resurfacer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akanei View Post
    Who needs to know how to skate when they can go around Gambon's corner in a fucking ice resurfacer?
    Zamboni



























    Lamboni if you are rich enough to afford it.

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    Why don't you let the bitches teach you how to skate. They'd be all "aww that's cure lemme show you how" then hang out with you all day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silentleroy View Post
    Why don't you let the bitches teach you how to skate. They'd be all "aww that's cure lemme show you how" then hang out with you all day.
    aww thats cure

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    Still don't understand how people have trouble skating, shit is easy.

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