Some goals should not be reached for

[Melena]

And Jessica Simpson thinks she has weight issues.
Donna Simpson, a 42-year-old mom from New Jersey, already holds the Guinness World Record as the world's biggest mother. She was a whopping 520 pounds when she gave birth to daughter Jacqueline three years ago, becoming the largest woman to give birth.
Now, clearly there's a difference between someone genetically predisposed to being large, as opposed to someone willfully eating herself toward the title of heaviest woman alive. Which is exactly what Donna Simpson is doing, with a target of 1,000 pounds.
Breaking the rules

This alone tells us Donna Simpson has a big problem. I'm no shrink — which is what Donna Simpson needs, someone who can shrink her — but I think it's painfully obvious this woman has psychological problems.
First piece of evidence: I've never heard of a woman — of any size, on any planet — allowing someone to even mention a scale after she just gave birth. It would be like painting a target on your chest and handing a machine gun to a homicidal maniac.

Then, to make the case even stronger, she went public with how much she weighed. Just to test whether this is strange or not, I went to the delivery area of a hospital and asked five new mothers how much they weighed. The first four either hit me, threw something at me or tried strangling me. Luckily I was prepared with the asbestos
shield when the fifth woman took out the flamethrower.

Four-figured dream

I'll say this for Simpson, she at least has goals. Currently she weighs somewhere in the neighborhood of 600 pounds — and is making a run at the big one: a thousands pounds.
According to the folks at worldsbiggest.com — and really, they should know — Carol Ann Yager weighed around 1,200 pounds when she died in 1994 at age 34 of natural causes. She had breathing difficulty, dangerously high blood sugar, cellulitis, and massive organ failure. Her muscles had atrophied and, in medical terminology, you could say she was a complete mess.

To be fair, Yager still holds another record — most weight lost without surgical means, with 521. And hers was a tragic life and a sad ending, especially since she traced her eating disorder to childhood sexual abuse.
Which brings us to Donna Simpson, who wears size XXXXXXXL dresses, eats whole cakes and bags of doughnuts and tries to move as little as possible. She was quoted in the London's "Telegraph" as saying "I'd love to be 1,000 pounds. It might be hard, though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down."

I can't imagine, at 600 pounds, there's much running involved.
Not much future in it
People can make their own choices about their bodies, to a certain degree. But Simpson may not make it to see her daughter turn 5, not to mention see her older son — now 14 — grow up. I think she's missing the point about being a parent. To have legitimate weight issues is one thing. But what she's doing is like smoking 10 packs a day to set some sort of lung cancer record. Which I don't think they have, but that's not the point.

To fund her family — and her quest to reach 1,000 pounds — Simpson runs her own Web site where people pay to watch her eat, or see her wash her huge body. The cash helps fund the family's $750 a week bill for food, which Simpson shops for in the mobility scooter she uses, despite telling the paper that's she's "healthy."
"My favorite food is sushi, but unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi in one go," she said. "I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favorite."
Sadly, probably not for long.

I'm at work so can't search for pics, but then again I don't think there is enough eye and brain bleach in the world to remove the possible horror. Also inb4 /sunglasses YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Qalbert]

Is 1000 pounds an exact number or are we talking about a round figure?

[Mertron]

my article was better

[Mertron]

NJ Woman Attempting to become world's fattest lady

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/n...WiCg3yjEWaxx9N

Supersize me, please.

A New Jersey woman who already weighs a whopping 600 pounds is on a mission to double her girth in a bid to become the world's fattest woman.

Donna Simpson, 42, who lives in Old Bridge, said she has her sights on reaching the 1,000-pound mark over the next two years.

"My favorite food is sushi, but unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi in one go," she told London's Daily Mail in an interview published today. "I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favorite."

Simpson insists she is healthy, even though she can't walk and has to move around with the help of a motorized scooter.

Simpson, who wears XXXXXXXL dresses, said she gobbles up lots of fast food like hamburgers and french fries. She also said she moves as little as possible each day in order to keep on the pounds.

To reach her goal, Simpson said she's been eating up to 12,000 calories a day -- although the average woman should only consume 2,000.

To pay for her gigantic $750-a-week food bill, Simpson runs a Web site where men pay her to watch her eat.

"I love eating and people love watching me eat,' she told the British newspaper. "It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone."

Simpson already holds the Guinness World Record as the fattest mother, when she gave birth in 2007 to her daughter Jacqueline when she weighed 532 pounds.

"I'd love to be 1,000 pounds," said Simpson. "It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down."

Simpson said her boyfriend Philippe, 49, has encouraged her to eat more -- even though he only weighs 150 pounds.

"I think he'd like it if I was bigger," she added. "He's a real belly man, and completely supports me."

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010...7--500x380.jpg

enjoy (NSFW/NSFL?)

Spoiler: show

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010...2--350x600.jpg

there are more pics of her piloting her chariot on that site

[Titanss]

her heart is praying to stop it has to work so much

[Rhyis.]

http://www.freewebs.com/alexglennie/quagmire.png

[Melena]

Dear god, I don't think there is enough booze on the face of the planet to get her to look even remotely good. And fuck why did i look at the spoiler. I want to walk over to the firing range right now and blast my eyeballs out /puke.

[AidenCarby]

Who let this out of spam D:

[ZarakiKujata]

Is 1000 pounds an exact number or are we talking about a round figure?

http://www.dahmus.org/blogimg/fry-se...-did-there.jpg

But lets be honest here, with her muscles getting that atrophied, I doubt she can reach for anything.







Unless its deep fried.

[Heavencloud]

This is disgusting lol.

[Jaybar]

First fasting, now this!

[antihero]

lol america

[510Meeze]

Anyone wonder who the hell impregnated her for her to give birth at 520 lbs?

My vote is a skinny black guy.

[Correction]

enjoy (NSFW/NSFL?)

Spoiler: show

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010...2--350x600.jpg

http://i44.tinypic.com/2rekux3.jpg

[Moss]

Anyone wonder who the hell impregnated her for her to give birth at 520 lbs?

My vote is a skinny black guy.

The question is if he survived the encounter.

[Gregorio]

http://www.poster.net/south-park/sou...ke-4001494.jpg

[Jaybar]

Only humane way to do that is artificial insemination.

Science damn you!

[Gregorio]

Also, this lady is reaching for this goal to honor the woman who killed herself by fasting.

Either that or the woman who died fasting was just trying to even out the food balance because of what this hog is consuming.

[Pirian]

http://www.poster.net/south-park/sou...ke-4001494.jpg

This was actually the first thing I thought of, rofl, kudos.

[Sanoske]

"That's a mighty tough goal."
"It looks disgusting, I couldn't handle it."
"Yea its rough, but I guess she's..
..got the stomach for it."
YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Fail. Goddamn this is a hard one to come up with.