Some goals should not be reached for

[Plow]

I dunno, that was pretty good. I snickered.

[FNH]

[Zoolander]

Simpson insists she is healthy, even though she can't walk and has to move around with the help of a motorized scooter.

"It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone."

Insisting something doesn't make it true lol. What is her definition of healthy, not being dead?

And hell yes you are harming people. What a disgusting pig, if she continues this I'll happily dance on her grave. I can't even fathom something like this actually taking place in the world.

[Mertron]

its happening within 15 minutes from my house apparently

almost makes me want to go hunting

[Qalbert]

"That's a mighty tough goal."
"It looks disgusting, I couldn't handle it."
"Yea its rough, but I guess she's..
..got the stomach for it."
YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Fail. Goddamn this is a hard one to come up with.

best I could do =/:

The victim said she wouldn't die til she exceeded 1000 pounds.
Well, it looks like...
/sunglasses
the weight is over.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHH

[Pirian]

best I could do =/:

The victim said she wouldn't die til she exceeded 1000 pounds.
Well, it looks like...
/sunglasses
the weight is over.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHH

Save that one for the thread announcing she broke 1000 pounds

[Kaylia]

its happening within 15 minutes from my house apparently

almost makes me want to go hunting

Where is the fun in hunting when you can't miss your target.

[Moss]

But the target is covered by exorbitant amounts of flesh, vital organs are almost impossible to reach.

[Qalbert]

But the target is covered by exorbitant amounts of flesh, vital organs are almost impossible to reach.

Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the white whale
Break your backs and crack your oars men
If you wish to prevail
etc

[Moss]

THAR SHE BLOWS!

my line is a little lame compared to yours but its all I got

[Unlikelyhero]

According to the folks at worldsbiggest.com — and really, they should know — Carol Ann Yager weighed around 1,200 pounds when she died in 1994 at age 34 of natural causes.

weighed around 1,200 pounds when she died in 1994 at age 34 of natural causes

natural causes

.

[Aerides]

I'm all for personal freedoms and what not but there's a case to be made here that she's attempting suicide (illegal in most cases). Could at least be enough to Baker Act her in most states and get a 3-day hold/psych review done. Also, hi2u tax dollars that will be spent on her and her kids...........

[Dolmen]

My friend's wife had this posted on her Facebook the other day. Another article:

NJ Woman Eats Her Way to “World’s Fattest”
Fat-bottomed girl wants a go-round at rockin’ world title
By TERESA MASTERSON and VINCE LATTANZIO
Updated 11:15 AM EDT, Tue, Mar 16, 2010

A New Jersey woman has a big fat goal: To eat her way to the title of “World’s Fattest Woman.”

The already 600-pound Donna Simpson of Old Bridge, N.J., has 400 pounds to go and plans to reach the 1,000-pound mark in the next two years, reports the New York Post.

She plans to eat 12,000 calories a day, which is at least 2,000 more calories than Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps consumes during his training. The only difference is he burns 3,000 calories each day during that time.

But eating that much is expensive -- as much as a $750-a-week budget. So what’s a girl to do? Get men to pay her to eat, of course.

Simpson, 42, who already has a boyfriend (who's only 150 pounds) has found other men that are willing to pay to watch her eat burgers, fries, cakes, chips, and 70-pieces of sushi at a time, on her Web site [NSFW].

On SupersizedBombshells.com, Simpson goes by the name Treasure, and lists some of her hobbies as "eating, going to restaurants, snuggling and being fed."

Treasure also wishes for her admirers to give her "food and gift certificates from any restaurant."

Fans can download videos of her eating for just $11. They can also see more photos of her by paying a $15 monthly membership fee.

Despite the fact that Simpson cannot easily walk and uses a motorized scooter to get around, she says that she is healthy.

Simpson already holds the Guinness World Record for the fattest mother, ever since she gave birth to her daughter Jacqueline in 2007. Simpson was only 532 pounds then.

"I'd love to be 1,000 pounds," Simpson told the Post. "It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down."

Simpson met her 49-year-old boyfriend Phillipe, who encourages her to eat more, on a dating site for plus-size people, reports the London Telegraph.

"I think he'd like it if I was bigger," she told the Post. "He's a real belly man, and completely supports me."

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/...-87679582.html

[Kaylia]

natural causes

Gravitational collapse is natural

[Francisco]

Why is my peepee getting hard?

[Sol-Blackguy]

best I could do =/:

The victim said she wouldn't die til she exceeded 1000 pounds.
Well, it looks like...
/sunglasses
the weight is over.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHH

So this woman is planning to be the world's fattest woman by gaining 1000 pounds.
I have a feeling she has a...
/sunglasses
fat chance!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHH

[AidenCarby]

Why is my peepee getting hard?

It's called puberty son.