I let myself down tonight, significantly.
I let myself down tonight, significantly.
orly
Got in a fight with your right hand and now the champagne is going to waste?
Yeah a friend of mine has this variety show and I went to one last month and decided I'd go to it tonight also. I had a packed day but barely managed to get back from the gym, shower, and be there only about 5 minutes late for the show.
But the first skit involved this chick that went to highschool with us (stacked like a ihop competition) doing a burlesque routine.
And I missed it by 2 minutes.
The first thing she said to me was "you dumb bastard".
And I am a dumb bastard
pics of said girl
PMed him, he can probably confirm that I am a dumb bastard.
yup.
Demand proof.
"Sorry I missed it. Maybe I can get a private show some other time?"
C'mon son, I have no game and I still managed to come up with that one.
Skirkle has a point Ryko...
Wasnt saying that as my first sentence after walking in, in front of about 30 people.
fuck that shit
I'd say it.
Granted I'd have to be drunk to not overthink the situation but if I were drunk, I'd say it.
I've called off drinking until I drop to 210 at the very most
They had a pizza party at work today, it ended up not being very healthy for me. Plus they gave me a pie to bring home, shit.