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  1. #261
    Rainbow Dash was here,
    Applejack is a silly filly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    my husband once told me a tail of woe related to nair on the balls. i would not recommend it. i think they have special genitals-only nair though
    They do not have special genitals only and will refuse to greenlight it just for this reason. Everyone's skin is different and they dont want to get sued.

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    6 page thread about oral

    I'd use that girl giving the thumbs up picture right here if I saved pictures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    i should make up some story just to fit in
    I feel the same way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by #686578 View Post
    They do not have special genitals only and will refuse to greenlight it just for this reason. Everyone's skin is different and they dont want to get sued.
    Shit makes my legs start to shake because it hurts so bad, I can't imagine it on balls. I might just be a pansy though, idk.

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    I've tried Nair once or twice but I pretty soon realized that it's easier and faster to just use the razor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    I've tried Nair once or twice but I pretty soon realized that it's easier and faster to just use the razor.
    Pretty much

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falisa View Post
    6 page thread about oral

    I'd use that girl giving the thumbs up picture right here if I saved pictures.
    http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/x...5022823354.jpg

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    Falisa you have to give us your opinion on guys licking ze puss.

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    She likes it.
    Duh.

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    She only likes it in da butt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    I feel the same way.
    i'm not entirely sure

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    But I want to fit in with all of the people who are munching the carpet

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    Before my current boyfriend, about 90% of the guys I dated did not do it. Actually, the last guy would not do it for anything, said its something hes never done and will never do and to "drop the subject because its not happening". He never got a bj after that and we broke up within a month.

    Current boyfriend, which I'm sure he'll hate me for saying it so publicly since he does read BG, does it every time we meet up and I heart him for it. :3 First guy I've been with that actually enjoys doing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falisa View Post
    Before my current boyfriend, about 90% of the guys I dated did not do it. Actually, the last guy would not do it for anything, said its something hes never done and will never do and to "drop the subject because its not happening". He never got a bj after that and we broke up within a month.
    Good move, guys like that can fuck themselves, seriously.

    I don't understand how guys can NOT like to be such a position of power with us, to have your girl squealing/moaning/twitching/screaming w/e just for wiggling your tongue around. You should want your girl to look at you and soak her panties instantly because she knows what you can do to her.

    Protip: Going down on your girl is one of the best things you can do, and she'll love you for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    Good move, guys like that can fuck themselves, seriously.

    I don't understand how guys can NOT like to be such a position of power with us, to have your girl squealing/moaning/twitching/screaming w/e just for wiggling your tongue around. You should want your girl to look at you and soak her panties instantly because she knows what you can do to her.

    Protip: Going down on your girl is one of the best things you can do, and she'll love you for it.
    Seems better to have a chick around my finger than the other way around.

    edit: ha, unintended pun. but yeah I agree with you.

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    That's the thing though, if you're amazing at oral she probably will be around your finger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    Protip: Going down on your girl is one of the best things you can do, and she'll love you for it.
    most important thing in this thread, quotebook material

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    i don't give oral to chubby girls, which i've only had sex with one. i did 3 times but i really didn't enjoy it.

    however, i will eat the shit out of skinny girls. something about it is just sexy.

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    Fat bitches need love too.

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    well they aren't getting it from me

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