Carpet Munching

[Deejay]

and I was the inspiration for Raggy's sig. quit tryna jock my glory abandon

[SilverBreeze]

That's fine and dandy as long as you don't expect blowjobs until you start lickin' that pussy.

[Abandon]

what? That shit came in the early pages of the spam faces, asshat.


Anywho, went to the store and bought a Venus Divine (yeaaaahh, boi) and some shaving cream... this should be fun.

[SilverBreeze]

Wtf, do people really use cream to shave down there?

Hot fucking water and a razor is all you need.

[Charismatic]

Nah, see... as long as these women are asking me to come pick them up and take them places or to help with their light bill or whatever other shit; They get the fingers til I feel like licking but if I'm not getting head it's just not gonna last.

It's a two-way street, gotta give me something in return for all I do even if it's something as simple as a blowjob.

[Abandon]

Wtf, do people really use cream to shave down there?

Hot fucking water and a razor is all you need.

I needed cream for my face. lol.

[quannum]

as long as these women are asking me to come pick them up and take them places or to help with their light bill or whatever other shit

and you're complying with this shit?

[SilverBreeze]

Pfft. Stop messing around with poor ass bitches like that then. Don't do the shit then complain about it.

I pay my own bills, got my own place, got my own job. Don't need no nigga to do me no favors, I just need him to eat this pussy.

When I'm making more money than he is, and I've yet to meet a nigga who's making more, there's nothing to give in return. You eat this pussy and I'll suck that dick, that's all.

[Deejay]

That's fine and dandy as long as you don't expect blowjobs until you start lickin' that pussy.

Of course.

There's other ways to get a girl going, too. I'll kiss the neck, back, thighs, and all that. I'm just not going eat pussy on a random hook up and I don't expect to get my dick sucked either. (though it does happen lol)

[SilverBreeze]

Of course.

There's other ways to get a girl going, too. I'll kiss the neck, back, thighs, and all that. I'm just not going eat pussy on a random hook up and I don't expect to get my dick sucked either. (though it does happen lol)

See that's perfectly fine with me.

I don't care if a guy doesn't go down on a girl, as long as he doesn't expect her to do it for him if he doesn't.

We coo now.

[Deejay]

what? That shit came in the early pages of the spam faces, asshat.

nah son. i remember because i rarely post here.

that shit came from when howard tried to try me for not eating pussy. i proved him wrong, raggy agreed, and shiro posted the quote.

step yo game up

[Charismatic]

and you're complying with this shit?

I break bread, what of it?

[quannum]

it's for the birds

[Shiroikage]

[Deejay]

See that's perfectly fine with me.

I don't care if a guy doesn't go down on a girl, as long as he doesn't expect her to do it for him if he doesn't.

We coo now.

word.

But I must admit that I have been forming a habit as of late.

After I brokeup with my ex of 6-7 months, I kind of broke my code and ate out the first chick that I got my hands on. I was still accustomed to the whole suck tits > kiss stomach > bite thighs > lick pussy routine that I couldn't help myself.

shits fun man

[Charismatic]

Pfft. Stop messing around with poor ass bitches like that then.

Nah, these hoes have fire-ass pussy and low self-esteem.
Don't have to put up with any bullshit to get em under the sheets and they know how to fuck.

That's how I like it.

[Abandon]

I bet the neighbors know my name

[Charismatic]

I bet the neighbors know my name

I know what you're trying to say here but you have to realize it sounds a little silly because if they are your neighbors, them knowing your name isn't really that unusual.

[Deejay]

I know what you're trying to say here but you have to realize it sounds a little silly because if they are your neighbors, them knowing your name isn't really that unusual.

because bitches never allow niggas to fuck at their place

[Abandon]

actually, i happen to be listening to the song now. lol