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    i was going to say something about you never fucking a bitche outside of your bedroom / computer area but i decided against it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deejay View Post
    i was going to say something about you not fucking bitches outside of your bedroom / computer area but i decided against it
    Rarely ever do I, actually. I don't see how that would be at all offensive to anyone.
    Does it really matter where the magic happens?

    Besides, the best thing ever is getting a handjob or blowjob while playing games or chatting on the internet.

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    would've been a false statement, but ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    would've been a false statement, but ok
    not you, chari

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    Have to agree with Domon for once.

    Having someone go at it while you're gaming or what not is the best shit. I wish I could fit guys under my desk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domon Kasshu View Post
    Besides, the best thing ever is getting a handjob or blowjob while playing games or chatting on the internet.
    Do people still do this? Whenever a girl tries this on me I get frustrated because I fuck up in whatever game I'm playing.

    I usually end up turning off my system and throwing her ass on my bed so we can get it on, propa




















    Then I curse myself when I realize that I forgot to save before I shut off my xbax

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    haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deejay View Post
    Do people still do this?
    Hell yeah they do.
    That kind of shit is what Final Fantasy is good for.

    Kinda hard to fuck up in a FF game.

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    Shave complete, feels good man

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    Best thing is after you shave is to like sit and idly rub the mound, feels good man. Silky smooth.

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    and aerodynamic

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    That too.

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    nuts feel good, man

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    out to get drunk, lata folks

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    Those balls are as smooth as eggs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deejay View Post
    Do people still do this? Whenever a girl tries this on me I get frustrated because I fuck up in whatever game I'm playing.

    I usually end up turning off my system and throwing her ass on my bed so we can get it on, propa

    Then I curse myself when I realize that I forgot to save before I shut off my xbax
    This. Except no xbox.

    And with a dude instead of chick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    Have to agree with Domon for once.

    Having someone go at it while you're gaming or what not is the best shit. I wish I could fit guys under my desk.
    I'm pretty short... I could fit.

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    well then, this is just embarassing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    my husband once told me a tail of woe related to nair on the balls. i would not recommend it. i think they have special genitals-only nair though
    Here you go

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    Have to agree with Domon for once.

    Having someone go at it while you're gaming or what not is the best shit. I wish I could fit guys under my desk.
    I would be happy to try

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