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    +1

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    mexicans dont do that.

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    Sorry. Obligatory

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyn View Post
    If I don't shave every day I get prickly and itchy.
    Then shave everyday....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    you know, i think i asked around at work. 70% of the women said their guys normally don't. and a solid 80% of guys don't/won't do it.
    That is a travesty, seriously.

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    Best way to make a girl do some crazy shit for you, eat some good pussy,

    When you do it good enough that she has to peel your head away and she's begging you to stop, then you did good.

    Also if you're eating pussy and you go unconscious from lack of blood from her thighs strangling you, then you did good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    mexicans dont do that.
    Then I'm not a mexican.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heian View Post
    Then shave everyday....
    I hate shaving everyday

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    i hit texas in 2 weeks. if you want some good pussy lickin, just let me know. I've drive to come do it.

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    My jaw has been sore from too much eatin before.... lick til they get off, then bring in the Peen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    Also if you're eating pussy and you go unconscious from lack of blood from her thighs strangling you, then you did good.
    Oh man, this.

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    lol Abandon

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    Best way to make a girl do some crazy shit for you, eat some good pussy,

    When you do it good enough that she has to peel your head away and she's begging you to stop, then you did good.

    Also if you're eating pussy and you go unconscious from lack of blood from her thighs strangling you, then you did good.
    I had to bite a chick (inner thigh) to get her to stop choking me out with her thighs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    Best way to make a girl do some crazy shit for you, eat some good pussy,

    When you do it good enough that she has to peel your head away and she's begging you to stop, then you did good.

    Also if you're eating pussy and you go unconscious from lack of blood from her thighs strangling you, then you did good.
    I hope some people are taking notes, especially vistors from General and Advanced. I would think they are the ones who need it the most.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyn View Post
    I hate shaving everyday
    It's not that hard, just get into a habit of it.

    When I get in the shower I shampoo my hair, and wash it out. Then put in conditioner, get towel/poofy thing and get clean, shave bajingo, wash conditioner out and gtfo.

    Takes like 3 mins total, it's worth it. Guys love eating clean shaven pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heian View Post
    I hope some people are taking notes, especially vistors from General and Advanced. I would think they are the ones who need it the most.
    they probably the 70-80% that dont do it so it don't matter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyn View Post
    I hate shaving everyday
    So do I but I still do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    Guys love eating clean shaven pussy.
    damn right...

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    What kind of cream/razor do you use, SB?

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    A philipino girl i tangled with thought she had to pee and tried to pull away. but me too strong, she "pee" anyway. Her first and last orgasm... she got married. i guess they fucked one night, and he asked her the next day in front of a few of us if he was the best. She, and i shit you not, said "you were good, but you don't eat pussy, and i haven't had an orgasm since him" and pointed at me. that nigga hates my guts.

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