Stalker.
Best shit in the world btw.
Cook bacon, fry egg in the grease, mmmmm.
If you're crazy like me, after you fry the egg, fry the tortilla in the grease too and wrap that shit up and eat it.
Also it's true. Frying eggs gets hot grease everywhere.
bacon doesn't even shoot spatter at eye level
I don't know man... I've got hit from across the kitchen before.
Doesn't have shit to do with being cheap really.
Bacon grease tastes a hell of a lot better than butter and oil when you use it to fry something.
i've done dry frying, bacon is not worse
worse than what exactly?
pain and spatter
But Shiro, Manly men cook bacon naked.
Sounds to me like Pancakes are the worst.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_U_VkeJI_30...-love-bite.jpg
pancakes can get pretty out of hand
'the fuck kinda pancakes do you mean?
EDIT: nvm, didn't read that article.
I'm lost, random on the spot picture from google = cooking skill? Let me post a picture of a delicious cake, that means I know how to cook.
Point is crispy > chewy for breakfast.
If the bacon doesn't have tiny slight blackness on the tips and around the edges then it isn't crispy enough.
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1.../img_7240s.jpg
Proper image, silly woman.
I bet you like to bite into a piece of steak that's as tough as wood too.