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  1. 2010-03-17 17:44 #1
    LinktheDeme
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    Man based question, females enter at risk

    Ok so does anyone else have the sudden urge to take a shit after they jerk it? Might actually apply to women too iunno
  2. 2010-03-17 17:45 #2
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    Piss. Yes.
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  3. 2010-03-17 17:47 #3
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    Pee? Yes. Poop? No.

    Even if I go to the bathroom before I do it I always have to pee afterward. It's like peeing before you get into the shower and having to pee one you get under the hot water.
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    Even when I get a boner before I jerk it I get the urge to shit
  5. 2010-03-17 17:48 #5
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    are you inserting some form of rod into your anus in an attempt to stimulate the prostate? that might account for the symptoms
  6. 2010-03-17 17:51 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    are you inserting some form of rod into your anus in an attempt to stimulate the prostate? that might account for the symptoms
    Not sure if thats a serious inquiry or not, but it'll get serious treatment. No I only use my hands and cliphunter.com :D, occasionally lotion.

    Actually the time I get the urge the most is right before jerking it when I start getting the initial boner.
  7. 2010-03-17 17:54 #7
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    so the feeling of a large object (the fecal clump) inside your anus is linked with a heightened state of arousal.
    you might be gay
  8. 2010-03-17 18:04 #8
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    Or i'm stuck in the anal stage on the Freudian model
  9. 2010-03-17 18:10 #9
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    or a black cock
  10. 2010-03-17 18:12 #10
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    http://i42.tinypic.com/6tn6ee.png
  11. 2010-03-17 18:14 #11
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  12. 2010-03-17 18:34 #12
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    maybe he has huge balls and is quite girthsome
  13. 2010-03-17 19:03 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Domon Kasshu View Post
    Piss. Yes.
    Shit. No.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    maybe he has huge balls and is quite girthsome
    Rada rada! Rada radaaa?
  14. 2010-03-17 19:07 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Domon Kasshu View Post
    Piss. Yes.
    Shit. No.
    Yep. In fact if I have to take a shit it usually keeps me from anything else until I go.
  15. 2010-03-17 19:56 #15
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    OP isnt a man this thread is creating a time paradox.
  16. 2010-03-17 20:04 #16
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    always take the strongest most furious piss afterwards
  17. 2010-03-17 20:13 #17
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    I can definitely feel the PSI
  18. 2010-03-17 20:15 #18
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    Should just jerk it while on the toilet, problem solved. Then you can lean back into he set and fire your nut off into the water, no vacuuming required.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    Should just jerk it while on the toilet, problem solved. Then you can lean back into he set and fire your nut off into the water, no vacuuming required.
    I have actually jerked off while taking a shit before. Best of two worlds etc.
  20. 2010-03-17 20:20 #20
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    Hey, I had to take a shit and I have privacy to jerk off. SO ITS AWWWWWWWRIGHT!
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