Man based question, females enter at risk

[quannum]

pee bottles

[Colenzo]

pee bottles

??? how am I supposed to take a shit in a bottle!?

[quannum]

shit bottles

[Lyn]

I usually have to pee right after. Coincidentally if I pee before sex/masturbation/oral/etc it's harder for me to orgasm.

[Colenzo]

Its nearly impossible for me to get off if I have to take a wicked piss.

[Blarg]

??? how am I supposed to take a shit in a bottle!?

It's pretty easy. You just take a glass jar and squat over it and then get a camera and face it at yourself and then insert the jar into your ass and let nature take its course.

[Lyn]

I know how you can take a shit in a cup. With a girl, too.

[LinktheDeme]

Its nearly impossible for me to get off if I have to take a wicked piss.

And when you do the jizz is diluted in piss

[Blarg]

And when you do the jizz is diluted in piss

ya, it tastes gross too

[Qalbert]

oh u

[Blarg]

my little brother or cousin wrote that, not me

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I have a sudden urge to shit on jerk threads.

[#686578]

Pee? Yes. Poop? No.

Even if I go to the bathroom before I do it I always have to pee afterward. It's like peeing before you get into the shower and having to pee one you get under the hot water.

I dont have to pee in the shower if I peed before hand

[Cream Soda]

I jack off while my colostomy bag does the hard work.