Round 1: Tyven vs. Rocl

[Lyn]

The ruler with holes in it seems to hurt on the bum more. Just a little FYI QQ.

[Conrad]

The holes allow for less wind resistance, allowing the ruler to travel faster and thus hit with more force. This is because science

[Lyn]

Sorry to bring up childhood memories, Skirks.

[Conrad]

I never got hit with things, only spanked and only when I deserved it. Since I became a teenager my dad's just decided instead to punch me in the face.

[Chun Liroy]

I always got a backhand to the face when I responded to my name with "What?" instead of "yes?"

[Conrad]

Yeah that's not exactly what I'd call "deserving."

[Chun Liroy]

my dad is black, it makes sense.

[Rocl]

I respond "Hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmrmrmrmrmrmrm?" and my mother looks at me with such disappointment that it is discipline enough

[Mizango]

I always got a backhand to the face when I responded to my name with "What?" instead of "yes?"

my dad is black, it makes sense.

That explains alot lol. My mom used to fucking flip if she would call us and we were like "What?".

Fuck that shit.

[Charismatic]

I didn't get backhands to the face, I did get slapped upside the back of my head though

[quannum]

I ain't never been smacked; a nigga better keep his hands
to himself or get clapped for what's under that man's belt

[Mizango]

I ain't never been smacked; a nigga better keep his hands
to himself or get clapped for what's under that man's belt

lol

[quannum]

i don't play

[Ishido]

I voted for tyven because he didn't break spam that one time.

[Krye]

Tyven bro you know I would have voted for you I love you man, but you've got to please your woman first, you know?

[tyven]

i was wondering about that, cuz i thought we had the whole batman green lantern thing going with our slant and blax hatred

[Krye]

I feel like shit now I wish I could take my vote back is there anything I can for you Tyven I don't want to ruin our friendship over a bitch

[Rocl]

if it wasnt my name up there vs yours i'd vote for you tyven i just feel attached to my name

[Charismatic]

if it wasnt my name up there vs yours i'd vote for you tyven i just feel attached to my name

Oh I see how it is.

[tyven]

I feel like shit now I wish I could take my vote back is there anything I can for you Tyven I don't want to ruin our friendship over a bitch

i cannot fault you for voting for rocl, its rocl!