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    Guys are pretty dumb though.

    I've asked a guy to go to the store to get me some pads, showed him the picture of it online, and sent it as a picture mail on his cellphone, and he comes home an hour later and still brings back the wrong fucking kind. Sigh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    What color is that, circus clown?

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    Guys are pretty dumb though.

    I've asked a guy to go to the store to get something for me, showed him the picture of it online, and sent it as a picture mail on his cellphone, and he comes home an hour later and still brings back the wrong fucking thing. Sigh.
    I once sent out the boys to get some ice. ICE. Shit's not hard. They bought lime flavored ice and that shit tasted nasty....I learned my lesson that day.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleya View Post
    What color is that, circus clown?
    I used to be a clown actually. No joke.

    Not in a circus though just parties and the town fair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    Acutally I just said that I'm happy with my natural hair color...

    "now that my hair is actually light brown naturally, I've kinda grown into liking it cause blue eyes and brunette tends to work pretty well."

    but then again black people can't read so I guess that's irrelevant.
    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    When you go down on us without complaining about it.
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    when you guys learn to shut the fuck up and just do what we say and do it right.
    All you sluts ever think about is sex and no matter what you say, we all know that you'll never be sated. God did not create women to be this way he created you to be our servants. You need to learn to fulfill your role in society.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    Guys are pretty dumb though.

    I've asked a guy to go to the store to get me some pads, showed him the picture of it online, and sent it as a picture mail on his cellphone, and he comes home an hour later and still brings back the wrong fucking kind. Sigh.
    that's because far too many dudes are pussies (lol) about buying feminine products and just grab something and buy it as fast as possible to avoid the shame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domon Kasshu View Post
    All you sluts ever think about is sex and no matter what you say, we all know that you'll never be sated. God did not create women to be this way he created you to be our servants. You need to learn to fulfill your role in society.
    It's quite easy to sate me though. All I need is a full stomach, a couple orgasms and a warm bed and I'm perfect.

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    when i was young, i used to double bleach my hair

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    my scalp was hot fiyah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    So sluts want to be fat and lazy and get fucked anyway.
    If she's fat and lazy you probably shouldn't be fucking her, protip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    If she's fat and lazy you probably shouldn't be fucking her, protip.
    That doesn't mean it's not what your fat-ass wants.

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    i had blue hair and green hair at times

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    now, i leave for the afternoon

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    So wanting good food and sex is a bad thing?

    I'd be worried about someone who didn't want those things to be honest.

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    quit hating on ascetics, bitch

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    It's not all about wanting it.
    It's about wanting it all the time. Whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domon Kasshu View Post
    ARE NONE OF YOU WHORES SATISFIED WITH WHAT GOD GAVE YOU!?
    My hair has changed significantly over the years without ever touching it. Came out with a full head of black hair when I was born, it changed to a light light blonde when I was a toddler, then went back to brown around teens. Now the sun just fucks with my poor brunette hair

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    So wait, guys complain about chicks who only put out once in a blue moon.

    Then you complain about chicks who have a strong libido. And guys say women don't know what they want. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyn View Post
    My hair has changed significantly over the years without ever touching it. Came out with a full head of black hair when I was born, it changed to a light light blonde when I was a toddler, then went back to brown around teens. Now the sun just fucks with my poor brunette hair
    Oh my, where is your wonderful avatar?

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