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  1. #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius View Post
    i want to smoke a bowl with tiger and have him tell me stories about his life
    that would be badass

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    Wow, Tiger Woods is a fucking badass. I loved -

    Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own

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    I can't help but wonder all this shame and embarrassment is just here to make us(unsuccessful and poor) feel like we have an upper hand on Tiger Woods, who is basically superhuman when it comes to the game of Golf and outrageously successful. I think rape fantasy would be conservative at this point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRP View Post
    I can't help but wonder all this shame and embarrassment is just here to make us(unsuccessful and poor) feel like we have an upper hand on Tiger Woods, who is basically superhuman when it comes to the game of Golf and outrageously successful. I think rape fantasy would be conservative at this point.
    no if anything it should just serve as a reminder that celebrities are human no matter how much we put them up on a pedestal.

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    indeed, don't put the pussy on a pedestal (HES A TIGER GET IT)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitarman View Post
    no if anything it should just serve as a reminder that celebrities are human no matter how much we put them up on a pedestal.
    I see.

    On which website are your sexual text messages displayed?

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    Shame and embarrassment?
    Man, if this was me I'd be proudly displaying this shit.

    Ain't no shame in my game.

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    this is awesome..hahah good laughs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRP View Post
    I see.

    On which website are your sexual text messages displayed?
    you've never been to facebook have you? Shit like this is posted all the time. This whole site (in the OP) is the dumb bitch trying to gain some notoriety for being a whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius View Post
    i want to smoke a bowl with tiger and have him tell me stories about his life
    Quoted for motherfuckin truth. Holy shit.

    I bang and piss on them secretly in hotels while my wife is caring about my child and cooking me dinner in my multimillion dollar mansion. That is how you win at life son. Don't forget to take notes!

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    Somethingawful filled in the gaps in the texts:

    http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news...els.php?page=1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleya View Post
    Somethingawful filled in the gaps in the texts:

    http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news...els.php?page=1
    I always knew she was a classy lady

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    Can't wait to hear someone shout something to Tiger about his pissing interest at the Masters hahahaha Even if it doesn't happen at the Masters, its going to happen at SOME POINT this golf season.

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    wow the somethingaweful version is fucking fantastic


    edit: actually it gets pretty dumb towards the end, but meh, there's some hilarious parts

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    This chick that was with tiger woods,

    http://www.poptower.com/pic-15771/ve...ik-daniels.jpg

    Veronica Siwik, went to my school way back when lol. She still looks horrible, but i'm not surprised at all that she came from Mayfield NY.

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    Body is alright, chin is UGH!

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    Bad fake tits too.

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    Lol, now that you mention it the one on the left is lop-sided as hell lol.

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    The 14-page “The Temptation of Tiger Woods” tells in graphic detail elements of Woods’ affairs with four of his former mistresses and outlines Woods’ destructive behavior, which often started at a blackjack table at the MGM Grand’s VIP casino with Jordan and Barkley.

    Robert Merchant said he warned his client years ago about Jordan.

    “Stay away from that [expletive], because he doesn’t have anything to offer to the [expletive] world in which he lives except playing basketball,” Woods’ adviser told the magazine. –Orlando Sentinel.
    http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/0...ed-tiger-woods

    lol wow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stee View Post
    Really?
    /facepalm. I hope you did not fall for anything posted on april fool's day

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