I Have To Do My Homework T_T

[Linliel]

so was my thingy helpful or what? i still don't get what you had to do lol

[The Blackrose]

It was a simple conditional trace.

[Linliel]

... that's it? I thought it'd at least be part of something bigger... man kids these days have it easy... first year first semester compsci I was writing 2nd order markov models

[Kiarax]

Yeah yeah, uphill both ways in the snow. We get it granny.

[Antithesis]

I had that exact same homework (Prime Factors) for Java programming the other day. Took me a while to figure it out. If it was Prime Numbers it would have been easy using the Sieve of Eratosthenes.

[Linliel]

Yeah yeah, uphill both ways in the snow. We get it granny.

No snow in Sydney

[Kiarax]

Replace snow with DROPBEARS.

[Linliel]

fucken eh, you wouldn't be criticising me if you knew how bad those motherfuckers are

[#686578]

Can't divide me fuckers

[#686578]

At least not evenly by other than myself or 1

[Shiroikage]

i will cut you like a fish

[Blarg]

a cuttle fish


get it??? huh, you get it right??

[Shiroikage]

oh man, i'm not seeing what you did there

[Blarg]

Yes it does appear to be too well hidden. Give me a few days to write up a paper on what I did there.

[Qalbert]

An essay on cuttle fish puns

Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of cuttle fish puns. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of cuttle fish puns. Remarkably cuttle fish puns is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that cuttle fish puns is rarely given rational consideration by the over 50, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he could have been making a reference to cuttle fish puns, but probably not. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course cuttle fish puns is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon cuttle fish puns. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees cuttle fish puns, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. Of course, cuttle fish puns fits perfectly into the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.

Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? Well oil prices, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by cuttle fish puns due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.'

In the words of jazz singer Elijah B. Adger 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] He was first introduced to cuttle fish puns by his mother. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of cuttle fish puns.'
Why did cuttle fish puns cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that cuttle fish puns doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.

Conclusion

In conclusion, cuttle fish puns has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It sings a new song, puts out 'fires', and it is human.

The final say goes to the award winning Keanu Jackson: 'cuttle fish puns is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]

[1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books

[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing

[3] Your guide to cuttle fish puns - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing

[Blarg]

Yes, that clears it up nicely. We can all understand and laugh at the joke now

[Conrad]

hahaha, I get it!

[Blarg]

I find that highly unlikely