I think i got the aids

**Conformity** · 2010-03-21 01:41

So, last night I went to a bar and picked up this 37 year old chick who has a 19 year old kid (lol). She is the executive assistant to one of the bigshot ceo's in town. I fucked her with no rubber and woke up and left. I ended up sleeping all day and am sick as fuck. Bitch gave me teh aidz. She also said all executive assistants fuck their ceo's. Makes me happy that when i become a ceo i will get to fuck my assitant.

**Cheerios** · 2010-03-21 01:42

Work in fast food and fuck your employees in the cooler

**Shiroikage** · 2010-03-21 01:59

rub your blood everywhere

**Conformity** · 2010-03-21 02:05

i already pricked myself with a needle and proceeded to poke random people in crowds @ the mall

**Shiroikage** · 2010-03-21 02:35

you are not infectious yet though

**Conformity** · 2010-03-21 17:24

fuck, well then hopefully they get the hep from me

**Conformity** · 2010-03-21 17:25

i am never having unprotected sex with strangers again

**Conformity** · 2010-03-21 17:25

just kidding lol

**Headspace** · 2010-03-21 17:25

I just lost brain cells.

**Conformity** · 2010-03-21 17:27

then this thread makes as much sense as a FFXIII char who lets chocobo's poop in their hair

**Colenzo** · 2010-03-21 17:35

I really hate you.

**Zalius** · 2010-03-21 17:36

well, at least youre dying

**Conformity** · 2010-03-21 17:38

Originally Posted by Colenzo

I really hate you.

http://i50.tinypic.com/2ivi6f9.gif

Originally Posted by Zalius

well, at least youre dying

least im not dyin from diabeetus like our friend colonenzo

**Zalius** · 2010-03-21 17:39

you might get diabetes later though

**Conformity** · 2010-03-21 17:41

meh, anything can happen later, what happens NOW is of importance because NOW is all we got nigga

**Zalius** · 2010-03-21 17:45

dont even try to get philosophical with me lest ye be sent to the abyss of your own mental confinement

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2010-03-21 17:54

fucking avatar lol

**Colenzo** · 2010-03-21 18:06

if you were wearing your sandals you should be ok anyways

**Conformity** · 2010-03-21 18:13

Originally Posted by Zalius

dont even try to get philosophical with me lest ye be sent to the abyss of your own mental confinement

bitch nigga, one chat wif me i will turn your thinking into one similarly like Schopenhaur, knowing that the only good in life is a quick death.

Originally Posted by The Finesse

fucking avatar lol

Originally Posted by Colenzo

if you were wearing your sandals you should be ok anyways

Yah i was wearing a suit so no sandlols that day :/

**Colenzo** · 2010-03-21 18:15

Originally Posted by Conformity

Yah i was wearing a suit so no sandlols that day :/

???? how do you wear a suit on your feet?

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