I JUST FUCKING HAD A BAT IN MAH APPARTMENT

[LinktheDeme]

Came back to my apartment at school from spring break 12 hours ago and didn't notice the fucker until an hour ago. Turned the kitchen light on at it freaked out and flew behind a radiator. We had someone come fix our bathrooms and those fuckers probably left a door open or some shit. Or they planted it here and there are more of those things . AAARRRRGGG FUCK THIS SHIT

[LinktheDeme]

oh called animal control and took him an 10 min to find it with a flashlight behind the radiator makes me wonder how long those fuckers can hide without being noticed

[Genosync]

there's another one in your closer

[AkashiXI]

there's another one in your closer

in your closer

lol

[Genosync]

closet whatever god, I'm playing doubles with some spamming fucktards

[Blarg]

there is one under your bad too

[mootsfox]

Remember to check your chain before setting down at your computer.

[Qalbert]

and your toiled, you wouldn't want to get bit on the dick

[LinktheDeme]

You know its funny cause the bat didn't move at all, nor did I notice it because my mom was like CHECK EVERYHIDING PLACE BECAUSE THERE MIGHT BE SOMEONE HIDING. Because my fucktard ex-roommate who got arrested and expelled for rape, battery, domestic violence, and a DUI tried to break in to my apartment over break, but the repair people were here so he ran away. Also no matter how much he meets the description, no he is not black

[Absolutely Virtue]

one time we were in this cave and my friend moved this big rock and all these bats came flying out. it sucked.

[Absolutely Virtue]

wait maybe that was in the goonies.

[LinktheDeme]

MAYBE YOU WERE IN THE GOONIES?!

[Absolutely Virtue]

I can't believe they made a children's movie with a guy named One-Eyed Willy in it. That's like if Dumbledore was named Cocknballs.

[Killgannon]

its a sign, you should be batman

[Arvin]

one time i was chilling at my friends apartment and we were watching family guy, his door was open (student apartments, we all kinda wander in and out of each others rooms) and i was positioned looking away from the door but my friend yelled holy shit a bat and i was confused, thought he meant in family guy and was like huh? then i noticed it flew onto the tv and i freaked out and ran out of his door and slammed his door shut lol im a pussy

[QuePsiXI]

You should break the lease and move somewhere higher above ground.
Or just do one of the two suggestions.

[Day]

I can't believe they made a children's movie with a guy named One-Eyed Willy in it. That's like if Dumbledore was named Cocknballs.

lold

[Qalbert]

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