Ahem! Allow me to present you with a supposition.≺Prompt≻
Lying in parallel to the world upon which we stand exists another dimension.≺Prompt≻
“Abyssea” is its name--or at least, the name I've bestowed upon it.
It is a world of boundless beauty, mystique, and riches unclaimed.≺Prompt≻
Now, suppose this [blahblah item] I hold is a key to accessing Abyssea.
Were you in possession of one, your curiosity would get the better of you, yes?≺Prompt≻
Strictly speaking, this object does not grant entry into Abyssea itself.≺Prompt≻
It does, however, make it possible to interact with beings from that plane of existence--“Abysseans,” I call them.≺Prompt≻
The [blahblah random item] serves to detect Abysseans that wander the gulf between worlds.
How those hapless creatures--I refer to them as “Voidwalkers”--found their way there, mind you, is another subject entirely.≺Prompt≻
Having drifted to this realm from the world yonder, much like the Voidwalkers themselves, [blahblah random item] are attuned to the presence of these creatures and will react--vibrate and emit light--when they draw near.≺Prompt≻
The closer your distance to a Voidwalker, the stronger the reaction becomes, until the creature is forcibly wrested into this dimension.≺Prompt≻
Repeated contact with Abysseans will cause the [blahblah random item] to take on different hues, allowing it to respond to creatures belonging to the higher echelons of Voidwalkers.≺Prompt≻
Be forewarned! Abysseans are among the most foul-tempered, unpredictable creatures.
You would do well to steel yourself for a trying encounter prior to making contact.≺Prompt≻
I trust your many adventures have made you familiar with those ghastly statues scattered across the land called cavernous maws.≺Prompt≻
My observations have revealed that the concentration of Voidwalkers is greatest in locations where these statues are found.≺Prompt≻
As yet, I have no plausible explanations for this phenomenon, but you needn't concern yourself with such details.≺Prompt≻
Yours, my friend, is a dilemma infinitely simpler in nature.≺Prompt≻
All this far-fetched talk of Abyssea, Abysseans, and Voidwalkers...≺Prompt≻
I'm fully aware of the fantastical nature of my tale, and do not think poorly of those inclined to skepticism.≺Prompt≻
Yet I feel no need to vouch further for the authenticity of my claims.
Such is my confidence that the truth speaks for itself.≺Prompt≻
Now then. A great new world has presented itself before you.
The question is, will you embrace this opportunity, or let it pass you by?≺Prompt≻
As Abysseans cross from one realm to another, so too does gil pass from one individual to the next.
In my mind, it is only fitting that gil is that which grants you the key to Abyssea.≺Prompt≻
My tales have piqued your interest, have they?
As I have mentioned prior, the price is [some number] gil.≺Prompt≻