BG school poll: Do you wash your hands after you potty?

[Devia]

I make every effort to never use a restroom outside of my home or office. At work, I almost always wash my hands after visiting the toilet unless I'm in a super rush and did just a quick pee and nobody's looking. At home, I wash if I'm about to eat or prepare food. 70k annual income for household.

[Cursed]

Well shit, I know YOU are rich, but Jesus, I didn't think BG was the League of Extraordinary Fellows. I suppose it makes sense, though: who else could afford all this time to slack off at work and post on forums all day. Buncha' CEOs n' shit around here.

I also know Gulkeeva is loaded. Dude claims otherwise, but I've seen the pictures - there's no way he isn't.

Well in all honesty, 400-600k isn't rich by UAE standards. Its borderline middle class. Sure you can buy nice cars and property in europe or canada. But over here, can't afford shit. Average rent per year is around 200k. My kids school costs 30k per year each. Pair that with the kind of lifestyle that is average here (300-400 USD dinner meals per person) and 400-600k per year is pretty much piss poor.

I envy people who live in the US/Canada/Europe and make 100k. They probably have a good mortgage and don't need to worry about rents hyper-inflation ; something that plagues rich countries.

[Lucavi]

200k rent per year? Jesus. I guess wealth really is relative.

[Cursed]

200k rent per year? Jesus. I guess wealth really is relative.

Amen.
But you can still see why 3k for a full relic upgrade is relatively piss cheap.

[Mizango]

I was my hands religiously, there is not a time that I go to the bathroom where I do not wash my hands thoroughly, that is both at home and when I am out in the world. I also absolutely do not shit in public under NO circumstances, the last time I did I pulled a Cream Soda and soft served a K-Mart.

I am married but my combined annual income is just over 126k.

[Mizango]

are you vigorously rubbing your penis or asshole on the seat?

That's the way real bosses shit son. Haters gone hate. If you're not prolapsing and splaying your colon then you're clearly doing it wrong.

Just sayin'.

[Nekio]

This thread is fucking gross, for the record. I don't wash my hands after peeing so that I won't catch diseases, it's so I don't get piss all over everything I touch.

I'll eat food off the floor but I at least wash my goddamn hands. And lol at the person who washes their dick when they pee.

So you're a resident? Where are you doing it?

Family medicine residency in Pittsburgh.

[SephYuyX]

I also absolutely do not shit in public under NO circumstances

This. Ive absolutely no idea why people do shit in public.

[Nekio]

This. Ive absolutely no idea why people do shit in public.

When your options are:

1. shit in public in a bathroom stall

or

2. shit in public in your trou

...there emerges a clear victor.

[SephYuyX]

What are you doing/eating to not have a steady routine to do it at your house?

[archibaldcrane]

Also:

BG is fucking rich. How many of you all have porches, fuck hot bitches, and own 3 homes?

What do you consider rich? Very few people are posting even 6-figure incomes in this thread.

[Nekio]

What are you doing/eating to not have a steady routine to do it at your house?

My freezer is full of Hot Pockets. That is my response to your statement.

[mistmonster]

You guys are the reason that 50% of fountain drink dispensers have bacteria that originates from the human intestinal tract in them.

Pro tip: Just because you cannot see the shit doesn't mean you don't have it on your fingers, you dirty fucks.

Do you know what the most common means of a disease spreading is? Fecal-oral. For those of you who are retarded (and by the looks of this thread, a lot of you), that translates to "eating shit".

MisterBob is like one of those mangers that chew you out for doing something stupid... and you're mad at first then (much later on) realize he is right

and yeah.. after reading this thread I'm never touching anything public again.. I'm wearing the doctor condom gloves on my hands from now on

[Edgie]

Out I was hands before and after I use the bathroom, mostly #1 very rarely #2, once or twice a year. If I have to touch the door in any way I use a napkin before leaving the bathroom, If i can push open the door with my foot +++.

At home just wash hands after. 35k

[Edgie]

And lol at the person who washes their dick when they pee.

You must like the taste of Salty Dick.

[Mizango]

What are you doing/eating to not have a steady routine to do it at your house?

My freezer is full of Hot Pockets. That is my response to your statement.

HAHA

[Devia]

You must like the taste of Salty Dick.

Uh ... what does washing have to do with taste? Do you suck your own dick?

[Nekio]

Seriously. It's called a shower. You should be using it before sex anyway to avoid ruining your gal's sheets with skidmarks.

[Mizango]

Uh ... what does washing have to do with taste? Do you suck your own dick?

Tell the truth, you're only asking as a courtesy right? I figured that was a forgone conclusion by now.

[Mizango]

Seriously. It's called a shower. You should be using it before sex anyway to avoid ruining your gal's sheets with skidmarks.

How else would he mark his territory?