Stop playing with yourself

[*Shinzon*]

As posted on Kotaku, originally from IGN or something. Now I was just going to post this in the gaming section but I think this'll entertain a lot of people who don't visit that section so here:

Would You Pay Women To Play Xbox Games With You?

A new service launches tomorrow, called GameCrush, where men can pay money to play over Xbox Live with an "attractive girl" (Warning: NSFW)

Yes, this is real.

Interested, lonely men (or cashed up pranksters) can sign up to the site, and once there, choose from two options: play a simple Flash game (checkers, etc) against a "PlayDate", where you get face-to-face time with one of these "attractive girls" over a webcam, or join them for a bit of multiplayer over Xbox Live.

A single game of either will cost you $8.25, with Xbox Live matches running for 10 minutes, and Flash games for 6.

Girls somehow interested in this should know there's money to be made, with 60% of the proceeds from a match going to the "PlayDate", who at the conclusion of a game can be rated by the user on her "hotness, gaming skill, and flirtiness".

GameCrush is restricted to those 18 years old and over, and players can select one of two kinds of match/date. I'll let the site's FAQ explain. "We have created two broad categories, "Flirty" and "Dirty" to help the PlayDate define and match her mood of gaming interaction and experience with those of the players. You can choose either option or both depending on how you feel!"

There are already 1200 "PlayDates" registered on the site, some of whom are serious about the whole thing, others less so, while others were born in former Communist states, caught whiff of the scent of internet money and stuck out their tits accordingly.

It's so hard trying to decide whether this is the best thing we've ever seen, or the worst. Might need to flip a coin.

There are four Xbox 360 games supported so far, those being Halo 3, GTAIV, Modern Warfare 2 and Gears of War 2. If this somehow takes off, you can expect more platforms, as well as MMO titles, to be supported.

To your left, you'll find a selection of some of the ladies (well, mostly ladies) who will be sitting by their computers tomorrow, waiting just for you. Big boy.

http://kotaku.com/5499552/would-you-...h-you/gallery/

[Tsuko_Asura]

How do I sign up to be one of these playdates? There's just as many lonely fags as their are straight losers

[Blarg]

I wonder how many guys who do this will still trash talk like normal on xbl

[Julian]

How do I sign up to be one of these playdates? There's just as many lonely fags as their are straight losers

=(

[BRP]

casuals

[ZarakiKujata]

clearly for casuals, pros simply have a japanese sex robot.

[Qalbert]

How long before sony combats this with the Playstation Fuck?

[ZarakiKujata]

How long before sony combats this with the Playstation Fuck?

check kotaku its coming out at E3.

[Deejay]

Would I pay a woman to play games with me? Very slim chance, but maybe. Would I pay THESE women to play games with me? Abso-fucking-lutely not. Are these people high?

2 - seriously probably one of the ugliest women I've ever seen
3- arms covered in tattoos and cellulite. No thanks.
4 - Remembered the bling, forgot the rack.
5 - Very much so doable, actually
6 - Probably a man
7 - Definitely a man
8 - Pretty alright, although I'm always skeptical when major portions of the profile are left out of the picture (no body, no face, etc)
9 - Only if it's a team based hunting game...looks like the bitch could carry me through to victory

lol

I love how each of his comments got more lulzy in succession.

[Mizango]

casuals

^

[ODF]

Contact strippers are 10$ can. You can touch them everywhere for the same price ... thats stupid.

[Kuya]

Man i need to whore myself out for some serious dolla bills. Tsuko has the right idea.

[Sol-Blackguy]

How long before sony combats this with the Playstation Fuck?

It would suck anyway because of Ps3 limitations

[Tsuko_Asura]

=(

Request me, I'll give you a discount <3

[Plow]

How do I sign up to be one of these playdates? There's just as many lonely fags as their are straight losers

I heard it's pretty hard for a fag to get on xbox live and find other fags to play with, c/d?

[Rockstaru]

It wouldn't suck anyway because of Ps3 limitations

ftfy

[Alderaan]

Who needs this when you have Real Touch. It's USB!

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[Tagus]

Contact strippers are 10$ can. You can touch them everywhere for the same price ... thats stupid.

I was gonna ask what state you live in before I checked and saw you're from Canada... it's a little different in the USA. Only place I ever heard of with prices that low got shut down because they found a dead body under the front porch, a million in cash in the basement, and used condoms in the bathroom... and they didn't even serve alcohol. True story.

[Indalecia]

How do I sign up to be one of these playdates? There's just as many lonely fags as their are straight losers

BUTTSCRATCHER!!

[Cream Soda]

BUTTSCRATCHER!!

oh snap