What is this bullshit L.A.

[Headspace]

Make sure you know how to order at an in and out or the people in the line will rape you.

[Kyo]

Cant rape the willing.

[Ksandra]

Make sure you know how to order at an in and out or the people in the line will rape you.

^ the menu basically has three options and you can pic any of those. But here is the secret menu incase your adventurous:

http://www.badmouth.net/in-n-outs-secret-menu/

[Kyo]

Man that animal style looks like a heart attack, I am so trying that.

[Cantih]

Fucking west coast sucks, I better see better shit than this when I hit the clubs tonight.

If ya don't like it, you can
(plenty happy with the way women look in my city)

[Kyo]

If ya don't like it, you can
(plenty happy with the way women look in my city)

Canti, what is up with all the flatass around here.

[Mizango]

[Mizango]

I bet you wont run up on the Hoover Street Deuces and bitch slap OG Bobby Johnson on his set?

[Mizango]

Then you'd have to shoot J-Rock in the back with a shotgun as he tries to jack your car stereo.

Real niggas do real things.

[quannum]

fresh coast in the building

[Mizango]

Might as well try out for the Raiders while you are there, you quite possibly may fuck around and sign a 20 million dollar deal as a walk on.

I mean you cant possibly play worse than JaMarcus.

[Kyo]

I can ball, I can catch better than Heyward-Bey for sure.

[Cantih]

Canti, what is up with all the flatass around here.

Well, this is all subconscious mind you, nobody logics it out, but it mostly has to do with Hollywood industry being here.

The top of the ladder around here is acting/fame, and for that you need to be skinny.
Where as chunkybutt is associated with black and hispanic women, generally the poorest people in the county.

So, if you wish to put on a (even if it's false) display of wealth and status, you aim to have no ass.

[Kyo]

That is just terrible, someone around here has to have a nice ass. FLATASS IS TERRIBLE

[Cantih]

Then hang around Compton or something, idk.

[Conrad]

According to a very reliable source (South Park), I know that there are many poor homeless people in Valencia that might have the ass you are looking for.

[Heian]

Los Angeles? More like Los Assless

fix'd?

[Kyo]

Hopefully the club tonight will show fruit.

[Kyo]

Heian knows whats up.

[quannum]

yea man, go kick it with yolanda and bonquisha