What is this bullshit L.A.

[Kyo]

So I went down to the service desk of the hotel and asked the guy where was a good place to eat breakfast that had good food and attractive women. He tells me to go to the sideborough cafe or something. So I get to the cafe and get settled in for my food and what not.

Then I notice, every fucking bitch that worked there or walked by(I sat outside), had fucking flatass syndrome, what the fuck L.A., where are all of the fine bitches I am supposed to be seeing, right now I am not happy with the scenery, fucking pathetic. These bitches need to go to Mc Donalds and start hammering down cheeseburgers.

At least the food was good.

[Chun Liroy]

West coast for ya.

[Kyo]

Fucking west coast sucks, I better see better shit than this when I hit the clubs tonight.

[Mizango]

Yeah man, you're definitely not in Carolina any more.

[Kyo]

I know, shit sucks man. Need me some corn fed bitches with a nice plump ass.

[Conrad]

Los Angeles? More like Lol Angeles

[Mizango]

I know, shit sucks man. Need me some corn fed bitches with a nice plump ass.

Real talk. It's all about the G.R.I.T.S my nig. Fuck those west coast bitches.

Los Angeles? More like Lol Angeles

^ lol

[Kyo]

Los Angeles? More like Lol Angeles

Real mother fuckin talk.

[Kyo]

Man I hope I see Kin Kardashian or Paris Hilton while im out here, I would fucking heatbutt one of those bitches.

[Ksandra]

how long you out here for kyo you should come take a look at my fat ass. It's big enough to handle the rest of them.

[Kyo]

Oh baby. Im going to be out here until friday probably. Came for my job interview and to check out the city, this is my first time in Cali. I kinda wanna stay till sunday but I wanna get back and watch UFC with my bro's.

Well I better see some hot asses soon, this is terribly displeasing. LA is not looking attractive right now.

Im supposed to go visit a friend of mine I went to school with as well, she does photography for some big company out here. I hope her ass still looks as good as I remember.

[Shojin]

nigga how the fuck can you be complaining about flat assed bitches then want to headbutt kim kardashian in the face?

she is the anti-flat ass, and as an ass man you should appreciate this, as annoying as fuck as she may be.

[Shojin]

Spoiler: show

http://poponthepop.com/images/galler...booty-pose.jpg

don't give a fuck

[Kyo]

I would headbutt her and take her back to my nerdcave.

[Kyo]

While I am surprise sexing her, I wouldnt have to hear her talk, win win

[Shojin]

god damn it Kyo now i can't stop looking up her ass pics

Spoiler: show

http://you.talkentertainment.net/wp-...y-nude-ass.jpg

[Kyo]

dem hips, I like where this is going.

[Ksandra]

Oh baby. Im going to be out here until friday probably. Came for my job interview and to check out the city, this is my first time in Cali. I kinda wanna stay till sunday but I wanna get back and watch UFC with my bro's.

Well I better see some hot asses soon, this is terribly displeasing. LA is not looking attractive right now.

Im supposed to go visit a friend of mine I went to school with as well, she does photography for some big company out here. I hope her ass still looks as good as I remember.

gl on the job interview.

And make sure you go to an In n' Out while you're here.

[Kyo]

Thanks, and I'll have to check that out, I think I saw one last night. Ill probably eat dinner there tonight before I get my fist pump on.

[Kyo]

I should really take advantage of this and do the coffee grounds in person.