N. Korea 1 S. Korea 0

[FallingHigher]

clicked this thread expecting a fruitful soccer report, but this is much more interesting

[Correction]

http://www.elpais.com/articulo/inter...lpepuint_5/Tes

South Korea seems to have confirmed that the north had nothing to do with it.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/05/19/sou...pt=T1&iref=BN1

So much for that! afk building bomb shelter

[Shenrien]

man... why cant everyone in the world just lay back, smoke some weed and just chill the fuck out, we need a world wide holiday that allows it.

[BadKarma]

man... why cant everyone in the world just lay back, smoke some weed and just chill the fuck out, we need a world wide holiday that allows it.

Welcome to real life.

[Mytiwar]

So, what's S.Korea gonna do. Nothing?

[Kyreth]

So, what's S.Korea gonna do. Nothing?

Nothing, because China would get butthurt about the US and others suddenly not having to worry about the Korean speedbump. There will be much shouting and posturing, followed by China politely informing the world that North Korea has been sent to bed without supper for being naughty.

Not that many North Koreans don't go to bed without supper already, so it's really gonna be a smack on the knuckles at worst.

[Shenrien]

the Korean speedbump.

this made me laugh aloud and the people in the office were like wtf.

[Effluo]

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/05/19/sou...pt=T1&iref=BN1

So much for that! afk building bomb shelter

[Boyiee]

man... why cant everyone in the world just lay back, smoke some weed and just chill the fuck out, we need a world wide holiday that allows it.

Because it's our own natural way of limiting our own population.

[Shenrien]

They seem to be doing just fine on their own, we don't need to play god. .. yet

[Furtwangler]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100520/...rea_ship_sinks

SEOUL, South Korea – North Korea, accused of waging the deadliest attack on the South Korean military since the Korean War, flatly denied sinking a warship Thursday and warned that retaliation would mean "all-out war."
Evidence presented Thursday to prove North Korea fired a torpedo that sank a South Korean ship was fabricated by Seoul, North Korean naval spokesman Col. Pak In Ho told broadcaster APTN in an exclusive interview in Pyongyang.
He warned that any move to sanction or strike North Korea would be met with force.
"If (South Korea) tries to deal any retaliation or punishment, or if they try sanctions or a strike on us .... we will answer to this with all-out war," he told APTN.....

[Pikarya]

If only they had a gun.

[Kuya]

And some type of dong.

[Atreides]

SHOULD JAST GLASS EM BRO NO ONE CAN BEAT OUR NUKEZ

[Eliseos]

SHOULD JAST GLASS EM BRO NO ONE CAN BEAT OUR NUKEZ

My nukez dad can totally beat up your nukez dad.

[guartz]

nothing is gonna happen.

Getting rid of N. Korea's government is not an issue. What is the problem is the millions un-educated north Koreans who think n.k is the center of the world. "Wat's dat? you mean north korean computer technology is not the best? but it has 50 kilobytes of storage!"

[Yuri-G]

gotta admit that's a pretty great strategy for a rogue nation. strike your enemy, and follow up with "but we totally didn't do it and if you retaliate, we consider it an act of war."

[Atreides]

reminds me of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CONKd323piY
NSFW language, part about north korea starts at 1:15

[Pirian]

nothing is gonna happen.

Getting rid of N. Korea's government is not an issue. What is the problem is the millions un-educated north Koreans who think n.k is the center of the world. "Wat's dat? you mean north korean computer technology is not the best? but it has 50 kilobytes of storage!"

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/n...best-korea.jpg

[Foras]

2010 South Korea increases land and naval force on the border in response to torpedo attack that sunk a South Korean warship
2010 UN sanctions put economic pressure on North Korea
2010 North Korea dissolves any nonaggression talks with South Korea
2011 Korean border skirmishes escalate and frantic peace negotiations ensue but ultimately breakdown
2012 North Korea invades South Korea
2012 South Korea declares war on North Korea
2012 The UN is dissolved
2013 US and Japan declare war on North Korea
2013 China and Russia declare war on South Korea, the US, and Japan
2014 Australia, Sweden, the United Kingdom enter the war against North Korea, China and Russia
2015: COD MW: Hell Mode