So one of my best friends has become athiest

[Alleya]

It was sarcasm.

[Conformity]

It was sarcasm.

doh

[Conrad]

where is skirkle

i have something for you to look at distractedly while i prepare the blood eagle

What's that

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

Hello everyone I would like to take this moment and also announce I am atheist. It was not an easy decision but one I felt was very necessary. After 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina happened, the two most devastating events to happen on Earth in the last 400 years, I came.

[Mertron]

thats where i make two cuts, vertical, along your back, breaking the bones of the ribcage in the process. then i reach in the slits, and pull your lungs out. for the brief seconds you are still alive in this process, your frantic attempts to scream will cause your lungs to quiver while I hold them above your body, making them look like giant flapping bird wings.

the blood eagle.

[Mertron]

replace "your", etc, with "someone else's", because i totally wouldnt do that to you

now, look over there for a second

[Conrad]

I doubt there's anything interesting over there to look at

[Mertron]

http://www.alliedkenco.com/catalog/i...SHARPENING.bmp

dont mind me, look over there, its jayson werth, and he is signalling you

[Conrad]

That's probably just a hobo looking for spare change, I will continue to look over here

[Mertron]

look the other way then, there are some 17 year old females looking for someone to buy them booze in exchange for sexual favors

and they are not fatties

[Mertron]

unless fatties are your thing

then they are fatties

[Conrad]

[Mertron]

i kid because i love

no homo

by the way im taking that face as distractedness and you are now dead

[Conrad]

oh, well then I posthumously curse your family's name

[Conrad]

and you

[Conformity]

that is the direction in which i want to go

[Mertron]

i accept your curse but my family will be most displeased

[Mertron]

i think i can hear my dad cracking the belt

[Akanei]

Goddammit, Mert.

You forgot you throw salt in the wound.

[Mertron]

fuck!