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the last time I sat in it I had this crazy 103 fever and g/f put me in a cold bath(she says it was room temperature, but no way it was fucking cold)
my balls still have yet to fully recover, if I were to sit down in the tub again they may have flashbacks and zip back up inside
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2010-03-29 00:59 #21
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2010-03-29 01:00 #22CustomTitle
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No seriously, don't masturbate in the shower.
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2010-03-29 01:01 #23
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I usually just do it while standing in the morning, if I'm in a hurry I can do it while I brush my teeth to save time
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2010-03-29 01:01 #24
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if I'm in a real big hurry I could also ook a dook at the same time I guess but idk if I'm that coordinated tbh
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2010-03-29 01:02 #25Rainbow Dash was here,
Applejack is a silly filly.
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She just means keep your penis outside of the shower while masturbating
It's kinda like when chicks get in a pool but refuse to get their hair wet.
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2010-03-29 01:04 #26
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that's like a skill challenge that I think I may take you up on
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2010-03-29 01:04 #27
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take a shower without getting your dick wet
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2010-03-29 01:04 #28
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which is like the total opposite of a normal shower where I just scrub my tonka truck and gtfo
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2010-03-29 01:05 #29Nidhogg
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You make my dick wet outside the shower HEART
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2010-03-29 01:06 #30You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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Originally Posted by Kiarax
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2010-03-29 01:13 #31CustomTitle
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IT STILL DOESN'T WORK. Originally Posted by #686578
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2010-03-29 01:13 #32CustomTitle
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Seriously, masturbation in the shower fucking sucks.
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2010-03-29 01:14 #33Canadian Fury
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just lube up with some soap and go to town
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2010-03-29 01:14 #34
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not if you use shampoo
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2010-03-29 01:15 #35
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oh god eating chicken & onions in a curry sauce, things are going further downhill
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2010-03-29 01:15 #36You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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Originally Posted by Kiarax
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2010-03-29 01:16 #37CustomTitle
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Stop that. You don't even know Originally Posted by Ksandra
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2010-03-29 01:18 #38
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I'd offer for sandra to come jerk me off in the shower to see how it works but idk if she's into smelly dudes
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2010-03-29 01:20 #39
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if so she's probably more of a keeper than you guys give her credit for
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2010-03-29 01:20 #40okay guy I guess
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never masturbate whilst taking a bath. shit just floats around looking all sad and patheticlike
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