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  1. 2010-03-29 01:21 #41
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    I'd offer for sandra to come jerk me off in the shower to see how it works but idk if she's into smelly dudes
    I'm a fat ass, I can't be choosy.
  2. 2010-03-29 01:23 #42
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    never masturbate whilst taking a bath. shit just floats around looking all sad and patheticlike
    Dude what the fuck
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    never masturbate whilst taking a bath. shit just floats around looking all sad and patheticlike
    my mom has one of those fancy jacuzzi bathtubs in her bathroom, I'm normally against baths(baths, not bathing, assholes), but if I had one of those I'd just chill in it with a snifter of cognac wearing a top hat
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    fuck I just dropped the tv remote in the curry chicken
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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    my mom has one of those fancy jacuzzi bathtubs in her bathroom, I'm normally against baths(baths, not bathing, assholes), but if I had one of those I'd just chill in it with a snifter of cognac wearing a top hat
    to clarify I would be wearing the top hat myself, though I suppose it'd be pretty sweet if I could get a little top hat and also put one on my snifter of cognac
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    or on your junk
  7. 2010-03-29 01:27 #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    to clarify I would be wearing the top hat myself, though I suppose it'd be pretty sweet if I could get a little top hat and also put one on my snifter of cognac
    would you masturbate?
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    top hat=reservoir tip?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    would you masturbate?
    miss, you seem to have severely misunderstood the concept of straight ballin'
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    because wearing a top hat in the jacuzzi with a snifter of cognac is in fact, straight ballin'
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    if you aren't wanking it sounds more like blue ballin'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    because wearing a top hat in the jacuzzi with a snifter of cognac is in fact, straight ballin'
    you need a monocle or you posin'
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    I wish my facial hair wasn't so bristly so I could grow a pringles guy stache like the butcher from gangs of new york
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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    miss, you seem to have severely misunderstood the concept of straight ballin'
    is that a yes?
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    not at the same time, probably before I get into the tub
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    ksandra I just saw some thread in general
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    and realized you are trying to give me prostate cancer
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    that's twice in one thread that one of you guys tried to kill me
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    RUDE
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    and realized you are trying to give me prostate cancer
    Cancer spreads. Cancer kills.
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