[Bahamut] Bercus

[Titanss]

enough ego boost now bert..

[Silvarion]

u meet ppl they know alot but do not have time and just think of their own.
some guys are stupid guys. other ppl are friendly, help a lot, evrytime up for
a joke, but dont knew much about the game.
Bercus is All-in-1 Taru! like a suprize egg if u know that :D
i dont like tarus at all, but this 1 u must love ^^
hes a very very skilled player, if u need help, hes one of the 1st who say /
and also a good friend, if u r sad or happy.
All EG stuff , or better nearly all stuff, he lead like no one else.
his knowledge about FFXI, how 2 play, how to lead, is very insane.

sadly he leave bahamut ; ;

we will loose on of our best players on server !

[Tonyanjaii]

Bercus is a cute cute taru Great player, excellent knowledge of the game, always been a great friend and supportive. Definitely a great asset to any linkshell that picks him up.

[Taliesin]

As a player in Final Fantasy 11 Bercus is beyond reproach. I have to say though he is a lousy person. Bercus lives in Germany, but a few years ago he made a trip to the good old US of A. I was in his Linkshell for maybe a year and a half before he made his trip, so I knew him pretty well as a friend, and I have seen his picture on the forums and I know that he is a handsome man.

When he came to Vegas, I offered to show him around a bit and buy him a drink. We had a very pleasant dinner, Bercus, his girl, and I, but then she retired early leaving us to talk. I was noticing things I had never before noticed in a man, or if I had I was unwilling to admit on a conscience level. He was very nice, and I think he noticed my looks that lasted a fraction of a second too long.

I am not even sure how we ended up in my room but we did. It was the first time anything like that has happened to me, but it was clear that he was no amateur. Nothing that happened needs to be detailed, but I was in pure bliss, and as he left, he promised me he would come back before his trip was over.

I waited in that room for 3 days playing final fantasy and waiting for him to return. Return he did, but on my laptop screen. He was back in Germany, laughing about a speeding ticket he got that he wouldn’t have to pay. I didn’t know what to do. He sent me a pushy tell saying “Sorry, nothing personal.” That was when I asked if I meant anything to him.

As his speeding ticket turned into a warrant for his arrest for failure to pay, or show up in court, realization dawned that he wasn’t coming back, and that he had just used me. He continues to be a great FF persona, but if he is willing to gum me up and spit me out, who knows what he is capable of.

OMG Jacob LOOOOOOL

[styluss]

You know, I always liked Bercus. Anyway, I wanted to write about something that happened to me today that made me think of him.

So I was at the gym today, working out, and I got a bit carried away time wise, and had to rush to work. My work involves a lot of walking, and unfortunately I didn't have time to shower before I made it to work. I changed my clothes, but I forgot to take a new set of underwear. My gym schedule is a fast paced one, and I sweat a lot during it. So anyways, my underwear was a bit damp, and it bunched up high on the inside of my thighs and behind my scrotum.
So I was walking around all day like that and what happened was the skin down there got very sensitive because of constant contact with my damp underwear. It got to the point where it hurt to walk, and by the time I made it back to my house, I had to goose-step to avoid the grinding of skin.
That pain is called The Rub. Has this happened to anyone else? And, if so, is there some sort of remedy?

Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I have been using boxer/briefs lately, and while they are firm enough to keep everything in place, they have enough room so I don't feel cramped. I'm not in need of a huge amount of space, but I do like being able to have some air down there because I noticed fresh air also keeps down the sweating.
I also found that a pinch of baby powder keeps me dry even though I walk around all day. I have noticed a problem with the boxer/briefs though. Too often I will be cursed with the dreaded wedgie. I have become pretty good at putting my hand in my pocket, seemingly searching for change or whatnot, and pulling the fabric from it's uncomfortable home. Unfortunately I see this in no way as a good long-term solution.
I even tried going commando(sans-undies) but that leaves the smallest of chances for an unfortunate zipper accident(Something about Mary comes to mind). While I certainly have enough sense to tuck myself in, I can't help but feel scared that one day I will be sloppy.
I just don't know what to do. I think I might start looking for a new job that involves more sitting.

Yeah, I’m not sure why I thought of Bercus either, but this is a serious problem for me.

To everyone, I hope you preemptively strike your bad experience by learning from my mistakes.

[Belkin]

Bercus sucks my balls.

Cheap Berticus knock off tbh

[Cariisa]

I think its safe to say this wraps it up. Thanks for replies, some of you are fucking mad haha.

[Ksandra]

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