Serious Question

**Callisto** · 2010-03-31 00:44

Am I the only one here who has ever yelled "BLAST OFF!" after a fart?

**Qalbert** · 2010-03-31 00:48

do you also count down? any time I count down I always end with blast off!

**Callisto** · 2010-03-31 00:49

no, more when it happens around others and they look at me with the what the hell was that look

**Mertron** · 2010-03-31 01:04

i usually say "did someone step on a duck?"

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2010-03-31 02:07

Originally Posted by Callisto

Am I the only one here who has ever yelled "BLAST OFF!" after a fart?

you know this is the kinda shit that makes me regret voting for certain people. step it up spam. step it the fuck up.

**Shiroikage** · 2010-03-31 02:13

callisto, i know you will appreciate this
today i had a poop that was over a foot long
and it wasn't a thin one either

**Zanz L. Barre The 3rd** · 2010-03-31 02:16

I love when my ass cheeks clap when I fart in the shower.

**Kiarax** · 2010-03-31 02:24

I know it was you, but I'll take the blame.

**Zanz L. Barre The 3rd** · 2010-03-31 02:49

Ever had a girlfriend fart on your lap?

**Cantih** · 2010-03-31 03:28

Nope.

Though if I manage to clog the toilet, I feel a small sense of accomplishment.

**mootsfox** · 2010-03-31 03:42

If you were truly serious about your question, you would have capitalized the title.

**Howard Roark** · 2010-03-31 23:17

I'll say something that makes someone listen closely

"Did you hear that?" (before I fart)

-"Hear what?"

POOT

**Qalbert** · 2010-03-31 23:31

anyone else ever be hanging out with people, and there's no way to excuse yourself to go somewhere when you feel a fart building so you clamp down on that motherfucker for far far too long?

**Lyn** · 2010-03-31 23:32

Originally Posted by Callisto

Am I the only one here who has ever yelled "BLAST OFF!" after a fart?

I really wish women did fart just so I could say this, because it's hilarious.

**Howard Roark** · 2010-03-31 23:32

I don't believe in holding them in, I'll find a way to vent it someway

**Colenzo** · 2010-03-31 23:33

Originally Posted by Qalbert

anyone else ever be hanging out with people, and there's no way to excuse yourself to go somewhere when you feel a fart building so you clamp down on that motherfucker for far far too long?

why would you ever want to excuse yourself?

**Qalbert** · 2010-03-31 23:39

women

**Callisto** · 2010-04-01 00:38

if you have to excuse yourself she wasn't right for you anyways

**Callisto** · 2010-04-01 00:38

letting it fly and then apologizing is one thing

**Callisto** · 2010-04-01 00:38

trying to do it in secret is totally different

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